Thursday, 11 November 2010

Get Off Your Fat Arse You Lazy Bastard

I very much doubt that IDS had this lazy, fat fucker in mind when he was referring to all the piss taking, workshy, wankers who have choosen to live off the state ... but what's the fucking difference then?

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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good old, Gordon Brown. Unemployable cunt that he is.

Captain Haddock said...

Another bucket of mutated, lefty goat cum ....

Span Ows said...

Fantastic...

microdave said...

Perhaps if he'd spent ALL his time since being made leader hiding away, and writing books, we might not be in quite such a shit state.....

Mind you, Gotty (and others) would have been short of inspiration!

Lilith said...

Aww, he's just making sure he's available should someone invite him to give a talk....

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Classic Gottishness :)

I've got a job that fat one-eyed bastard could do for below minimum wage without having to move - human shield in Helmand. No really. His skull could take it!

Catosays said...

Looks like he's taking a dump! YUK...mind bleach please!

Gildas said...

I cannot stand this miserable hypocritical son of the manse I am entitled go be prime minister I am holier than thou whilst I abuse my staff useless bullying one eyed fuckwit humourless miserable form filling cunt.
>:o
Sorry for the rant.
Had a hard day!
Red wine needed! :-D

Joe Public said...

Considering the £millions this cunt cost the country every day he was 'working', we're actually better-off every day he just sits on his arse and does 'nothing'.

Woman on a Raft said...

The snag with Corrugated Soundbite's career suggestion for Mr Brown is that he is famously jinxed. If you are in trouble in Helmand, you'd be better off taking your chances in the open than sheltering behind Gordon's ample girth (which has its own hazards I understand).

That poor Burmese lass Aung San Suu Kyi didn't stand much of a chance of being released by the court but as soon as bloody Gordon started twittering about her, she was doomed.   I wonder if the junta would accept him px for her, if we threw in some slave labour for their railways...I've got a little list of people who surely won't be missed. I've got one Guardianista particularly in mind.

Gildas said...

Wise words
Loved your latest posts as well
Brother  G

Caratacus said...

That was in my mind too Cato. We need help...

Still, BIG SNIFFS LADS, IT'LL SOON GO AWAY....

Nurse, Nurse - mind bleach again............

Barking Spider said...

He doesn't get any fucking prettier! >:o

Captain Haddock said...

Actually .. he's giving birth to another Harman ...

Captain Haddock said...

Nah .. there's still plenty of other cunts to have a pop at ... :-D :-D

Captain Haddock said...

He was gagging for the job as PM ..

And then when he got it .. he discovered what the rest of us already knew .. He wasn't up to the job ..

If he possessed a single shred of decency, he'd withdraw from public life & keep his head down ..

But he hasn't & he won't ...

Captain Haddock said...

Are you really surprised Spidey ?

Its a well known fact that you can't polish a turd ...

AnthonyS said...

What is the fat socialist snot-picking cunt doing now?

The silence in the mainstream media is deafening.

NFN said...

Except for the red wine cos I've been dry for over three years, I don't think I can add anything to what Gildas said. Even more so than Blair that Manse Brat ruined this country and nearly succeeded in taking away the few remaining freedoms we have.

I'm not a violent man, but it'd be worth the bad karma and the venal sin to be able to punch him in the gob.

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

Captain Haddock said...

Hardly surprising really ..

If the useless bastard is sitting around on his fat arse all day, doing fuck-all-squared .. even the MSM can't weave a story out of that ..

What grips my shit is that the bastard is still getting paid .. whilst thousands of decent, hard-working people have lost, or are losing their jobs & incomes .. because of his fecklessness ...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yep! I miss being able to rip the piss out of that useless, pant pissing, mono eyed, lardy arsed, bully boy of an unelected prime mentalist .... sometimes .... but not that fucking much. And as someone else said here, somewhere, iDave isn't too far behind him in the cuntishness stakes, just with a tad more make-up. So I guess we'll pres the fuck on then ;)

Caratacus said...

Admire your restraint NFN. I'd like to double tap the cunt.

I used to believe in karma, now I favour the instant variety. But that's my generation all over - wanting everything now...

NFN said...

The point of a 'double tap', as George our resident fake soldier could no doubt tell you, is to ensure that either heart or brain or both  have ceased to function (depending on where the shots are placed)

There's the problem right there. Heart? Brain? Gordan Brown?

Cutting off his head and buring his ashes at midnight at a cross roads would be the more effective method.

Captain Haddock said...

<span>"The snag with Corrugated Soundbite's career suggestion for Mr Brown is that he is famously jinxed" ...</span>
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<span>Without a shadow of doubt, true ..</span>
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<span>Therefore, I have suggestion ... </span>
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<span>Why don't we, as a Nation simply "donate" him to Afghanistan ? (purely as a friendly gesture, you understand)  .. He'd do more to fuck-up the plans of the mad Mullahs than anything the military can currently sling at them ..</span>

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