I Wonder What He's Saying ......

.... and what she is thinking?

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Well ..... it seemed rude not to add one of my own:

Not sure how long it will last though but it was still there the last time I looked ;-)

Quote of the Day

"History will pass judgment on these foreign adventures in due course, but in my view Gordon Brown's malign intervention, when Chancellor, on the SDR by refusing to fund what his own government had agreed, fatally flawed the entire process from the outset." ..... "Tony Blair lacked the moral courage to impose his will on his own chancellor"

General Sir Richard Dannatt

Labour Leadership Non Contest

So, according to a recent article, Tony Blair has been grooming David Miliband to be his successor since Dubya made it clear, in 2006, that they [the USA] would have 'big problems' working with Gordon Brown. (well who fucking wouldn't). In an interview at the time, Saint Tony of Bliar even described Fyffes Dave as “my Wayne Rooney”.

How sweet.

Well, as we all know now, Miliband Major failed to grow a fucking pair and hid in a cupboard under the stairs whilst the one eyed, pill popping, gonad gobbler became an unopposed and unelected Prime Mentalist. So, 3 years or so later, after we have all been metaphorically reamed in the arse (without lube) and McSnotty is busy doing sweet fuck all and getting paid handsomely for doing it, Two Faced Tony from Bliarshire is finally about to bring on his star substitute. Wayne Millitwat.

We all know that 'Bananaman the Spinless' is going to 'win' the Labour Leadership Election don't we, it's been a foregone fucking conclusion since the day Gordon grabbed a couple of young boys and fucked off back to Scotland. I mean 'Election', that's a fucking joke for a start, the whole thing is a total sham. Going through the motions, just for the pathetic and totally unconvincing sake of appearances.

So that's it then, Billionaire Blair will, in essence, once again be at the helm of the Labour Party, despite what the fuck any of the lying spintards say in public. New, old, borrowed or fucking blue it'll make no fucking difference once 'Me Mini Me MiliBliar' gets in to his stride, having benefited from years of grooming via his mendacious mentors ... Lord and Lady Tony of Duplicity and Slotgobshire.

However, there is but one thing standing in the way of Bananaman and his utlimate goal of reaching the heady heights of MiliBliarism ...... The Cleggeron Coalition. Otherwise that jug eared, spineless, cock sucker of Saint Tony will be waving a whole fucking case full of bananas, outside the door of Number 10. Which, in time, will undoubtedly lead to much more of this sort of thing. And this, this and fucking this.

Finally, I'll leave you with a soundbite/spinshite which was taken from a recent article here (well worth a read for the bullshit entertainment value) where David 'fyffes rooney minibliar' Miliband proclaims .... "Politics should be about getting out into the community and speaking to people. It should be about people and policies, not about spin and press releases."

They just don't fucking get it. Do they. Any of them.
Deluded, arrogant, duplicitous and aloof ... as ever.

Back Soon

Apologies for the lack of blogging activity recently but I've had other more pressing issues that seem to have stolen my time of late. Abnormal service fuckwittery will soon be resumed but in the meantime here is a 'shopped picture of Tony Bliar and Jonah Brown that I did a while back and never got around to actually using.

Perhaps you could come up with a caption or two or just take this opportunity to rip this pair of UK fucking, duplicitous, book writing, New Labour dickwipes a new arsehole or two ;-)

Turkey Basting Bastard!

What he said and what he said too.....

..... by the fucking bucket load!

Tony Fucking Blair Gordon Fucking Brown Fucking Love In

The warmongering, champagne swilling, pathological liar great messiah returned to the political stage today in support of the man who has lied, cheated, bullied, bummed and embezzled saved the world.

Tony Blair hails Brown's boldness

Fuck the fucking fucketty, fuck fuck, fucking well off!

*leaves room to staunch niagara nosebleed*

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Mr Soft and Blue Labour

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The party's propagandists famously touched up his picture on billboards to make him look fresh faced and young. They would have done better to add a few lines.

Listen up Dave, this isn't what the electorate want or need.

"The case for more women candidates, like the case for more ethnic candidates - except in certain obvious seats - is proved. Insisting that voters in Surrey need MPs called Mohamed is not an obvious vote winner."

That's Labour talking, that is.

"Plenty of claims are made on his behalf that he has 'modernised' the party. But from what? Having clear Conservative principles, perhaps."

Reminds me of Tony Bliar, that does.

What about putting an end to pub closures, smoking bans, attacks on our freedoms, the politicisation of the plod, labour's attempts to Islamify Great Britain by the backdoor and all the other fuckwitted bollocks that the shitheaded cocktards of the socialist meddling classes have inflicted on us? The people of this Country are deserting your mob in droves and all you do is move into denial mode.

Count me out Dave, my vote is going elsewhere.

Lawson Narse
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Ballot for Tony Blair Seats

Sir John Chilcot, Chairman of The Iraq Inquiry, has just launched a public ballot for seats to watch Tony Blair give his evidence;

“There has been considerable interest from members of the public wanting to know how to get a seat for this particular hearing. Given the potential demand, we recognise the importance of providing people with certainty about whether or not they will be able to get into the hearings, particularly those who need to travel long distances. We believe the fairest way to do this is to allocate seats by ballot.”

The lying, warmongering fuckwit Tony Blair is due to appear sometime during the fortnight commencing 25th January. His lies cover up evidence will last for a full day and tickets are available for the morning and afternoon sessions which both last about 3 hours.

So, if you fancy hurling a few eggs observing the truth dodging cunt former Prime Minister telling the biggest fucking porky pies you ever heard his version of events, ballot forms can be downloaded from here.

Might be worth a go, don't you think?

Even if it's just for the chance to spit in the cunt's face ;-)

Sold To The Lowest Bidder

Guest post from Old Rightie:

Well done all of you who voted for the wreckers.
This pair of evil shites love how you have meekly handed over your lives for them to screw. Pensions, wars, soldiers lives and a minor issue of a scorched earth policy on the economy.

Go on, tell how great their regime is, has been and will be.

More rigged ballots, statistics, calling the big freeze/ice age round the corner a major AGW event. Lies, my God but these two are masters of that universe of deceit and nastiness.

All dressed up as Socialist Utopia.

Bastard Labour. No parentage other than the likes of Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao and even good old Adolf.

Cherie Blair Gets Fucked

Rik Mayall reprises his role as Alan B'stard MP in one of my all time favourite pieces of video mockery. Knowing Rik, as I do, just makes the whole fucking thing (pun intended) even funnier. If you have never seen this before you're in for a treat. A classic piece by Alison Jackson.

Fuck Off And Die. Go On. All Of You.

Fuck Off And Die
by GrumpyOldTwat

Arise Sir Tony Blair

What's the betting that, shortly after the war mongering two faced cash trousering twat is installed as President of the EUSSR, Tony Blair will be given a knighthood.

Arise Sir Tony and Lady Widemouth Blair.

Cunts!