It's The WTF Video Of The Year

Boobs that look like dolphins?
Do you think they did that on porpoise?

What the fuck!

Tip of the flipper to Joe Public for the spot ;-)

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 1]

The weekend is nearly here!
Let's party on down with Allah ....

Chillout

Just sat here foaming at the mouth, whilst putting together my next post, when a song came up on the shuffling iTune thingy. A perfect chillout between my last rant about Rooney and my next one about ..... well, you'll find that out later.

Anyhow, I thought I'd share the tune with you.

Very underrated guitarist that Bill Nelson.

Anyone else got a good chillout tune that they can recommend to help reduce the risk of bursting blood vessels and boiling piss?

Fetch The Mind Bleach

Holy mouthwash!

Labour PPC Angela Smith appears to have been indulging in a spot of snowballing*with Gordon Brown whilst he was out on the campaign trail in Basildon today**, along with a minor celeb*** buddy of his. 

Mind you it's not the first time that the unelected douche bag has been snapped whilst apparently performing such a party trick. Remember that meeting with Nancy Pelosi last year?

Bloody Hell! Wait until Lord Manmucher of Fondleboys catches up with him at that BandB in Cookham tonight. He ain't gonna be too chuffed that Luvver Boy Brown has been at it again and there'll certainly be no sweet music on the pink oboe çe soir, that's for sure ;-)

*This link is seriously sick and will have you reaching for the mind bleach within nanoseconds if you click on it. Don't say you haven't been warned!

**This picture ain't too easy on the eye either but if you've already clicked the first link, a little more mind bleach should do the trick.

***Duncan Bannatyne was there too but he's another one of those Labour supporting cunt bubbles, so I couldn't be fucked to mention him.

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++++ Michael Jackson Dead ++++

Aged 50, Heart attack.

Johann Pachelbel's Canon in D Major

Played like you've never fucking heard it before!

Spotted this over at The Screech's place and was absolutely blown away by it. I don't know who this kid, with a baseball cap peak for a face, is but he's a fucking talented little shit if ever I saw one.

Enjoy.

More funny videos like the "Electric Guitar Genius" at Heavy.com

It's 1983 & All Is Well . . .

Fuck me!

The G.O.N.T is back.

Heard this on the radio today during my travels and whilst trying to rack up loads of points playing 'The Game'. The memories came flooding back (again) and even the blood pressure dropped a bit. Oh, and I managed to score a hefty 29 points, not bad for a Monday.

Fucking result.

And does anyone remember the launch of the very first one of these?