Piss Boiler Of The Day

Those do-gooding, righteous, minority supporting mongtards really are taking the fucking piss this time.' Tear down that extractor fan, the smell of cooked bacon offends muslims', they cry.

Oh, for fucking fuck's sake ... that's another bladder full of piss that's about to boil dry then. I'm off out for a bacon sarnie before it get's too fucking hot in here.

Packet of smokey bacon to Dazed and Confused for the video ;-)

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Grumpy Old Twat Internet Deniers

Rather entertainingly, and totally without warning, I lost my broadband connection yesterday (and I still don't have it back). Never fear though, I thought, a quick call to those well informed and helpful people in Mumbai, or some such fucking shithole, and I'll soon have it all sorted.

Yeah right.

Oh for fuck's sake you mongtard, I know what the fucking weather is like in the UK and no I haven't changed any of my settings or fucked about with my router ..... just FIX MY FUCKING BROADBAND SUPPLY! "Ahh, OK sir .... I see what the problem is now ..... there is a fault at our end, which our technical department seem to be aware of, and we are trying to fix the problem as soon as we can." Oh, OK then, so how long will it take? "It will all be up and running again within 7 to 10 days"

*long silence*

*deep breath*

SEVEN-TO-TEN-FUCKING-DAYS!!!!

Fortunately, thanks to TheEye, I had in my possession an emergency phrase in Hindu* which he assured me would be most useful if such a situation were ever to arise ..... "Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega", I said.

The line went dead.

So, until I can get those useless broadband fucking ISP fucktards to fix whatever the fuck it is they've fucked ... I'm fucked .... apart from a dingly dangly dongle thing which I pinched from a loved one, which means I can get some sort of sporadic connection to the internet, depending on whether Pigsy can be arsed to stand on one leg, on a stool, waving aforementioned dongle (via a USB extension lead) outside of the spare bedroom window. Assuming the big fuck off Yew trees aren't swaying in the wind and blocking the fucking signal, of course, and that I don't need her to fetch me another bottle of red.

Meanwhile, I can still pick up your emails and post comments via the TwatBerry device and those of you who are awaiting replies to emails, bear with me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. I'll also be trying to reply to all your post comments too ;-)

Also. many thanks to everyone who ran with, and linked to, that Richard Curtis video I posted yesterday ..... it seems to have been very popular. Good. The fucking eco fascist 10:10 terrorist twats! Hey .... you don't think that ...... no ..... surely not ...... they wouldn't do that would they? Hmmm, the mongtard in Mumbai was a bit fucking sketchy about why my broadband service had been totally disconnected .... and they were having to re-supply me from scratch.

Well then, just in case I'm not being paranoid, I'd better give you these handy new blog sidebar graphics while I still can .....

Now where's that tin foil hat ......

*translation available here

Don't Burn That, Burn This

Fuck burning the Koran, Qu'ran, Qoran, Islamicarsewipe or however the fuck else anyone feels like spelling it today, I've got a much better idea. I suggest we burn this fucker instead.... the Lisbon Treaty.

The Consequences Of Living In The Westminster Village Bubble

What's been happening in the 'real' world totally eludes them, especially the effect on the lives of 'real' people who have unwittingly become entangled in the consequences of the UK's continuing membership of the EU.

Real bloggers have been aware of it for years so I particularly enjoyed the following three comments, which ably point out that fact, in the recent post of a Village Bubbletarian, HERE:

"Bet she [Theresa May] doesn't do a damn thing. Who in their right mind would agree to sign up to extend the "no evidence required" arrest warrant in the first place? I thought they said they would be repatriating laws, instead they have already signed away more of our rights. Don't worry though, fatboy Pickles is tackling the nuisance of too many road signs so the coalition is working and all is well."

Norton Folgate

"Sorry, Iain, but many of us bloggers saw this coming ages ago. The EU is nothing but a big-state, jobs-for-the-boys,(and girls), control-freak, neo-communist dictatorship for brainless, gravy-train politicians with a lust for power! When are the MSM going to start investigating our troughing politicians properly instead of faithfully parroting what they are told by those very same powers that be?"

Barking Spider

"What comes to mind is stable doors and horses. Because Dave has reneged on the Lisbon Treaty referendum when the country would have rejected Europe and all it's arrest warrants you are now regretting it's implications. Get real. Our politicians have betrayed this country and sold out on over a thousand years of history. This is the end of our independence, law making, traditions and the British way of life. Lisbon is the final act in the superstate jigsaw. It's self amending legislation from here on. If you don't know this already you are an idiot. What are you complaining about? When you supported Dave, you supported these warrants and much else besides."

Robert

Or perhaps I'm just being my normal Grumpy Old Twattish self.
Maybe I'm just being a little harsh?

No More YouTube Censorship

Following my latest run-in with the freedom of speech fucking fucktards at YouTube, ASE did an excellent post outlining just the kind of thing that (ahem) seemingly outspoken people like me are up against. Here's a quote from one of the sites that scour YouTube looking for anything remotely anti Islam:

"Peace be upon you. Our goal is to remove all videos that spread lies about Islam and makes fun of our belief..... flag them everyday until all videos are removed"

That was from a site called Flag4Islam.

ASE has the details of this, and others, here.

Then of course we have the likes of Andrew Gatward, a government funded UAF troll, who spends hours lurking around YouTube using his dozen or so false identities to deliberately flag up anything that he personally takes offence to. So, just to balance things up a bit, here's a video of him on YouTube where we can see his performance as a steroid abusing wrestler prior to becoming a bitter and twisted commie cripple due to constant drug abuse .......

BUT we have decided to do something constructive about all these freedom fucking video deletion antics ...... the solution is our very own, totally independent, video upload and broadcast website. Yes that's right! ASE has been busy beavering away with bits of code, and other techy things that I haven't got a fucking clue about, and has put together an excellent, purpose made video site where you can open an account and post without fear of censorship or deletion. That's because we are in charge ... and no-one else.

This exciting new site, although now fully functional, still needs a little fettling before it's unleashed onto the blogosphere in general ... so we'd like to do a little more testing. Therefore, we'd like to invite 4 or 5 regular readers (preferably people who are likely to make use of the new upload facility) to have a sneak preview, give it a thorough work out, see if there are any problems  and, hopefully, provide us with some constructive feedback.

If you are interested in taking part in the trial, please let me know as soon as possible in the comments or via my usual email address.  I will then get in contact and give you all the details that you need to get testing.

No more fear of video deletion, moderation or censorship ....

how fucking exciting is that then!

Lib Lab Con Coalition

The Votes Are In The Post

Unsurprisingly, postal vote fraud during this election appears to be rife.

It's so bad, that for the first time ever, a group of Commonwealth Election Monitors have been dispatched to scrutinise the UK Election results. These people are more used to supervising election results in banana republics.

That says it all really.

As is usual in New Labour Britain, we won't hear the official result of any postal vote fraud investigation until after the Election. By which time it'll be too late but that, of course, is just what Gordon Brown and his desperate band of 'win at any cost' Stasi stormtroopers want. 

Isn't it.

And another thing ........

I've Never Voted Lib Dem Before . . .

Incidentally, with reference to Nick Clegg and his spineless absence from the vote on the Digital Economy Bill, Katabasis had this to say in the comments of my last post:

Nick said two days ago: "We did our best to prevent the Digital Economy Bill being rushed through at the last moment."

This is the same Nick Clegg who didn't even bother to turn up for the final vote:

Here is the proof from the public whip

Deletions are already being made.
A post by Muffled Vociferation on the 'disappearing' Downfall videos makes interesting reading, especially as it's only certain versions that are being 'taken down'.

Oh yes, and you won't be surprised to know that this one has had the Digital Economy Bill treatment already.

Clegg. Cunt.
Brown. Cunt.

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No Islamaphobia Here. It's official.

It seems that the Taliban loving muzzie fucktard that I mentioned in a recent post, is really taking the islamic piss now. Despite previous posts such as this, this and this, it appears that this blog is just not bastard well islamaphobic enough and therefore has had it's application officially denied.

On reflection though, that's good news then.

It means that we can all carry on here with our accurate, fair and balanced descriptions of the wife beating, Bin Laden loving, pig shy, dog hating, Sharia scumbagging, lice infested beard wearing, bomb the fuck out of any fucker that doesn't agree with them, graveyard raping mosque building, islamic arsewipes...... without fear of being labeled islamaphobic by the muzzie cunts.

Excellent.


Happy Easter!

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Gordon Brown's Facebook

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

I see that Gordon Brown is all set to launch a Government Facebook-style interactive service on Monday. So what the fuck do you suppose this new social website 'socialist webshite' should be nick named then?

I just can't seem to make my twatting mind up......

I dare say that the twatting twatter tsar will be twatting sycophantic tweets about it at some point or other but, in the meantime, TheEye has all the sordid details of Gordon's latest drug induced scheme to pry on our every move.

I'm off to sit in a dark corner where I can bang my head up the wall whilst sucking my thumb and cuddling my teddy bear.....
until the bar opens at six ;-)

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National Identity Cards

Whoopee fucking doo!

National Identity Cards are available in London from today for all our 18-24 year old citizens. The ID cards are still not compulsory yet BUT if you want a passport, you've got to have a card. 80% of people have a passport.

So, why don't you rush off and get your cards here, and sign your fucking life away, all for the bargain price of just £30.

What? No takers.

Can't say that I blame you. They're so obviously useless in Manchester, where the ID cards were rolled out last year.

Ain't life in Big Brother Britain grand eh ;-)

Share this ;-)

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Nosebleed News

Taxi drivers in Southampton have been warned they could be suspended if they do not remove St George flags from their cars saying they speak English.

What the fucking fucketty buggery bollocks!

I can't tell you any more, I've got fucking nosebleed.

The rest is here.

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I'm A Photographer Not A Terrorist ++Update++

First picture of today's mass protest at Trafalgar Square and Old Holborn is right in the thick of it I see. Excellent!

I've also managed to spot him in this short video . . .

I've no doubt there'll be more news later ;-)

+++UPDATE+++

Loads more pics available here, this flickr slideshow is rather fucking good too and finally, here's a video clip from the Sky News report . . .

Meanwhile the UAF have been goading the EDL, yet again, at a protest against islamification in Hanley, near Stoke. CAUTION: I can only find a BBC report on it at the moment, so you'd better take the "lying fucker's Labour propaganda unit's" view on it and then flip it ;-)

National Domestic Extremism Team

Who or what the fuck is that? I hear you ask.

This from WUWT:

This morning I contacted Norfolk Constabulary with a view to finding out if they had yet ascertained whether the breach at the Climatic Research Unit was a leak or a hack. I have just received a response which is frankly amazing:

 Norfolk Constabulary continues its investigations into criminal offences in relation to a data breach at the University of East Anglia. During the enquiry officers have been working in liaison with the Office of the Information Commissioner and with officers from the National Domestic Extremism Team. The UEA continues to co-operate with the enquiry however major investigations of this nature are of necessity very detailed and as a consequence can take time to reach a conclusion. It would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage.

So there you have it then. If you are one of the growing number of MMGW deniers it appears that you are now also a dangerous extremist. Up there with terrorists and the like, according to the Mi5 website.

It gets worse.

If you go on to the National Domestic Extremism website, they proudly display an explanation of what constitutes 'domestic extremism':
"The terms are generally used to describe the activity, individuals or campaign groups that carry out criminal acts of direct action in furtherance of a campaign. These people and activities usually seek to prevent something from happening or to change legislation or domestic policy, but attempt to do so outside of the normal democratic process."

Well, pardon me for stating the fucking obvious but surely that is an unbelievably accurate description of the way the Labour Government conducts itself.

And then the website goes on to say:
"The tactics used by extremists vary and are always changing. Incidents have included public disorder offences, malicious letters and e-mails, blackmail, product contamination, damage to property and occasionally the use of improvised explosive devices. Domestic extremist campaigns rarely cause a danger to life, but in some cases the aim is to create a climate of fear."


Fuck me, there it was, right at the end of the paragraph . . . "climate of fear". Now is that relevant because the Government are trying to instill a climate of fear by promoting climate change in the hope that enough fear is generated to tax the fuck out of the plebs? Or do the Government just fear the climate change deniers?

Either way, an organisation that was originally set up to counter the activities of the animal rights activists, is now being put to a different use . . . . restricting the climate change deniers.

Fuck 'em!

Act On Co2. It's all just an act.

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Block the Blockwarts

Old Holborn has an excellent idea