Well, when I say 'must have', I mean that your kids 'must have' a penchant for a board game that includes a plastic dachshund which produces fluorescent yellow shit, every time they squeeze the pump action handle. What the fuck! And who says that Germans don't have a sense of humour.
And the name of this game?
Kackel Dackel. I shit you not.
Goliath Games have got previous when it comes to producing kids' games that include an unsavoury discharge .... this is one of theirs too!