Tuesday 23 November 2010

The Must Have Christmas Toy For KIds This Year

Well, when I say 'must have', I mean that your kids 'must have' a penchant for a board game that includes a plastic dachshund which produces fluorescent yellow shit, every time they squeeze the pump action handle. What the fuck! And who says that Germans don't have a sense of humour.

And the name of this game?
Kackel Dackel. I shit you not.



Goliath Games have got previous when it comes to producing kids' games that include an unsavoury discharge .... this is one of theirs too!
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13 comments:

Caratacus said...

<p><span>I vish to lay to rest for vunce und for all ze notion zat ze Chermans hof no sense of humour, und are obsessed mit order und numbers..... So!</span>
</p><p><span>Joke Number Vun:</span>
</p><p><span>My Vather comes from Hamburg und my Mutter comes from Frankfurt.... so I am a cross betveen a Hamburger und a Frankfurter!!! Funny. <span> </span>Ja? </span>
I know..... I know....     Hat >>> coat     I need an early night anyway....</p>

microdave said...

They must be a multi-national company - the Snotty Snotter was Dutch!







I'l get me cloggs......

Norman Spack MD said...

Get em a real one I say. They eat and shit just like the kackel dackel and you can throw it in the canal when they get bored with it.

microdave said...

GIve your kids one of those toys and they could end up like this woman:

Barking Spider said...

Bloody Hell, MD, what the fuck sort of bollocks must be floating around in someone's head to make them want to go on a national TV chat show and admit to the whole country that they have an obsession with shitting? *DONT_KNOW*

Captain Haddock said...

I was wondering if the old "Badgerdog" could be filled with that fluorescent yellow German Mustard .. for on your Hot Dogs ..

It'd be a great laugh at summer BBQ's ...

Captain Haddock said...

Probably the same sort of mind-bollocks which makes certain types of bloke pay for girls like her to crap on them, Spidey ...

Takes all sorts, I suppose .. but not my scene ..

Caratacus said...

And one of these to dispense ciggies......

Captain Haddock said...

Ahh .. yes, all well & good .. but I bet there's an EUSSR regulation somewhere prohibiting its use .. just in case the "cheeeldren" might get hold of it ...

But, as far as I'm aware .. there's no such rule to prevent one from "going through the motions" ... so you can play with your own, or someone elses "Richards" to your heart's content ..

Funny old world .. innit ?

Captain Haddock said...

How about some of these .... from the bloke who pulls more "U-Turns" than the Duke's of Hazzard ?

Benedict Condoms.
Available in five fruity flavours, there's a reminder from his Holiness on each packet that this really isn't what you should be doing. But then we all give in to a little temptation now and again ... (with thanks to Dioclese)

microdave said...

It would seem that Northampton NHS have an alternative method of Birth Control....

Anonymous said...

German ladies learn how to play with a bratwurst from the age of 12 and upwards (as seen in touwrist films)mein alte damme is still getting to grips with the great british banger 8-)
BRICKBAT´S BOWYERS SAUSAGE est 1963

microdave said...

"Pope approves condoms only for use with promiscuous altar boys"