Tuition Fees, Just Another Example

From September 2009:

Those signing the Vote for Students pledge, [opposing the hike in fees] which include Nick Clegg, Sir Menzies Campbell and Vince Cable as well as a group of current and former Labour ministers, have given the first clear indication of their position on tuition fees ahead of the Browne review due in the autumn.

October 2010:

Cable abandons Lib Dem pledge on tuition fees by accepting the main proposal of Lord Browne .... that the limit on fees should be lifted.

Just as wish-washy, spineless and hypocritical as ever then. It's the power, you see. Pledges, promises and principles mean fuck all, to any of them, once they've secured your vote and begin to breathe the politically polluted air within the Westminster Bubble.

They're all the fucking same. Whatever the 'party'.

No, No, No, No and Again No

Neighbourhood Watch stickers are a health and safety hazard.

So Thurrock Council will rip the fuckers off your door for you.

Romanian puts concrete blocks on railway line, we pay for translator.
Surely he understands "fuck off back to Romania".

Puppy bakes to death in a car.
Owners say they loved that dog like a child.

Bank worker dumps kitten in a wheelie bin.
"I thought it would be funny and it would wriggle free".

90 year old too frail to live alone but still faces eviction from care home.

Judge and jury council stop paying bills because they say she is too healthy.



* I'm going to scream until my lungs hurt then bang my fucking head up the wall and then go and sit in the corner of a dark room to suck my thumb and cuddle my teddy bear*

No, No, No, No, No And Again No

28,000 frontline police officers to be axed.

But it's still a goer for the half a million fucking quid champers gala.

Council waste £130,000 on a pedestrian crossing.
You can't fucking use it.

Council ban 7 foot teddy bear.

Get fucking stuffed.

Britain's biggest wind farms paid thousands of pounds a day.

NOT to produce electricity when the fucking wind is blowing.

Britain's top judges oversee court hearings in Mauritius.
5 times in 5 years with their wives and guess who's fucking paying.

£800,000 for lavish gourmet food and champagne hospitality at Wimbledon.
Paid for by the bank that had 20 fucking billion quid of taxpayers' cash.

Give me fucking strength!

England Closes For A World Cup Match

Schools across the country are all set to finish lessons early and businesses everywhere will be shutting down the machines and closing offices, well before the end of the normal working day.

And for what.

A buggery bollocksy football match of bugger all twat significance to anyone except the half soaked, thick as shit, self centered, arrogant, talentless, over paid, gobby, arsewipes who will be running around the pitch like headless chickens in the dark ... who are only worried about losing the squillions of pounds of sponsorship money that'll be wiped off their bank balance, if they don't win.

Not because they are bursting with pride and not because they give a fuck about their country. Have you seen those retards when the National Anthem is playing? They can't even be fucking bothered to stick out their chests and sing for all they are worth.

The economy is fucked, money is tight, jobs are at at premium. Oh, I know, let's shut the country for a football match that we haven't got a hope of winning. What a fucking joke.

I could kind of understand if we'd struggled through to a final or some such shit but we haven't. It's just a fucking 'see-if-we-can-scrape-through' 'cos we're twatting well talentless, kind of game.

Get back to school. Get back to work. Get a fucking life.

Incidentally, if you were in any doubt about how retarded some of the England Football Team really are .... take a look at the following video of that scouse cunt bubble, Jamie Carragher. Apparently he's 'been in a relationship' with Andy Burnham for some while now (what the fuck!) and can't wait for him to be Prime Minister.

Is that before or after you've had his babies, Jamie?

Give me fucking strength .....

Ellie Gellard And Other News

Having launched the Labour Party General Election, Ellie Gellard demonstrates the technique she used to show the PM she was " the girl for the job".

" I like to get it done right first time" she said.

via The Last Of The Few

Your Support Is Needed

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people.

We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. Please keep it going!

To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name.


1. Sarah Brown.
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via Ampers

Gordon Grabs A Granny

Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah are caught dragging 82 year old Alice Thompson off to a "Labour Voter Holding Centre", after she let slip that she thought Gordon was wonderful. Every vote counts!

via MicroDave

Anagram Of The Day

Election Results  =  Lies Lets Recount

via Joe Public

Icelandic Volcano

Thank fuck for that.
At least it means that the Election is no longer at the top of all the news bulletins but I shall be watching the first debate tonight. Willing Gordon, with every ounce of vin rouge in my veins, to make a complete twat of himself on live TV. One of those hideously false smiles should do the trick ;-)

Incidentally, I heard some twat on the radio today, gleefully announcing that 100,000 tons of CO2 had been saved from the atmosphere, due to all the cancelled air traffic.

So how fucking much CO2 does he think is spewing out of that volcano then?

Twat!
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Facing The Cuts At The BBC

Yet another BBC fuck up, which unsurprisingly involved pissing licence fee payers money up the wall, has been spotted in the Daily Star by Microdave. He tells me that the original logo caused a great deal of cuntsternation ;-)

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Revised logo can be found here

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