Friday 13 August 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 5]

Yep, the weekend is here and the weather is looking good for the next few days. It's time to grab your pigskin suitcase, chuck in your designer burkini .....



or make one yourself if you prefer ......



and head off to your halal holiday in the sun.

I fucking well shit you not ...... thanks to some excellent journalism from the BBC on behalf of all TV licence fee payers everywhere. And don't even fucking start me on bastard Ramadan .... oh, ok then but you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that.

I need a fucking drink!


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24 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

"It's time to grab your pigskin suitcase" ..


Is that the one with "LUDO" printed on it .. and when you rub it .. it extends to read "LLANDUDNO" ??

Oh, no .. sorry ... I'm thinking of a Foreskin suitcase ....   >:o :-D :-D



I'll get me coat now, shall I ? ....

Caratacus said...

No Cap'n, it's the one that reads "Wendy" ..... and when ole Bubba rubs it, it says

Caratacus said...

No Cap'n, it's the one that reads "Wendy",,, and when you rub it it extends to read "Welcome to Barbados, I hope you enjoy your stay"

Bollocks - I'll get me coat as well. Down to the Walrus for a drop of Pussers?

Captain Haddock said...

Nice one mate ..   :-D :-D :-D

Have a "Tot" for me whilst you're there ..

Joe Public said...

Ain't that what Gary Glitter said?

Gildas said...

Cheers to all for the weekend! 
That's as acerbic and ranty as I can get tonight, cos I'm knackered!
Gildas the Monk

Facist Hippy said...

Are Halal holidays the ones where the airliner lands in the side of a building instead of at an airport?

Fascist Hippy said...

Can't even spell my own name now!. Think I need a drink too!

microdave said...

How about this?

microdave said...

No  Comment....

Caratacus said...

Anyone seen Dubya recently? Rumour has it he's joined the goat-shaggers...

Barking Spider said...

Or AIDS and ADIDAS! :-P

Barking Spider said...

I've now got me coat and I'm off to the pub! :-P :-D

Craig said...

Christ thats like the two birds at the end of the Miami Vice credits. You would wouldn't you...run in the opposite direction.

Caratacus said...

See that bloke hangin off a bottle of rum like a fruit bat? That's me.....

banned said...

nicked

banned said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/fast_track/8901976.stm link fucked.

Hope that you are all enjoying Ramadam, just as well the schools are closed or else some lefty fuckwit would be demanding that the dining rooms be closed in case Moslem students get 'offended' by the sight of their white classmates eating during sunup.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Likewise. Brilliant pic!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Maybe you've already had a couple FH ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Another excellent friday night piccy MD ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Link seems fine my end mate ;)

Sick to fucking death hearing about rama-fucking-dam .... if only the muzzies were so tolerant of christian festivals, eh :(

banned said...

Was chatting to a Moslem academic the other day, just back from his interview with al Jizzera; he agrees with a  local Imam that such demands do not come from the Molsem communuity, but from white, lefty, right on cunts (not his word) trying to prove their 'diversity awareness' credentials.

Fascist Hippy said...

I don't know what you mean HIC!