Have you noticed all that 'elf 'n' safety' bollocks that's on the back of a Marks & Spencer sandwich packet these days? By the time you've digested that fucking load of shite the 'Best Before' date will have expired. Then you'd have to throw the fucking sandwich away!
It's the rules .... it's 'elf 'n' safety', innit.
Well at least we know what Ampers' taste in sandwiches is now ;-)