Sunday 1 August 2010

Jacqui Smith Says Fuck Off


The Rancid Rasher from Redditch was heard to tell reporters to "fuck off" after they discovered that she had applied for one of the top jobs at the BBC Trust.

I wonder how her constituents would feel about her getting paid £77,000 a year for two-and-half days work a week plus all the expenses she can handle. Bearing in mind that the taxpayer already pays her more than £65,000 a year for a full week's work, plus expenses, for her local MP duties.

No. You. Fuck. Off. Jacqui.
And take that tax payer funded porn film wanker of a husband with you.
Beard or no fucking beard.

Pair of freeloading cunts.


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18 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Fat Jacqui & the BBC (Broke Back Coagulation) .. a "marriage" made in hell .. they richly deserve one another ..

As for old "Tugger" Timney .. I bet he was just fed up with people giving him "wanker" signs whenever they saw him out & about ..

Serves you right mate .. for burping yer worm at Taxpayer's expense ... (and for being such a cunt as to get caught) ....    :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnthonyS said...

Between Jacqui and her husband, they have more fucking chins than a fucking Chinese phone directory... fat fucks. Speaking of her husband, should fat Jacqui get the job, will she enlist her husband as the BBC's new head of pornography?...

How about 'BBC 3-in-a-bed' or 'BBC 1-in-the-pink-and-1-in-the-stink' ?

Gildas said...

What is it with the BBC that it feels compelled to give away licence payer's cash in wheelbarrows to no marks? Interesting article about the same in the Sunday Times today. :(
G the M

tinks said...

The BBC needs to be taken down a peg or two.

Oxymoron The BBC Trust.

Small point GOT, but I believe Her Troughiness lost her seat in the election... not withstanding the MPs' life readjustment payment! 

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Ooops. You're absolutely right of course, Tinks. I think I must have been so fucking angry (and pissed) when I bashed that out at 1 a.m.. shortly after I saw the story, that I seem to have got completely fucking carried away with the truth. Never mind, I think I'll leave it as it is .... just for the sheer fucking hell of it ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>'BBC 3-in-a-bed'"</span>

LoL ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yep! Shows how fucking stupid they think we all are if they reckon a quick go with a tax payer funded razor is going to put us off the scent.

Rendered the troughing fat fuckers down!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I guess it's a case of employing even shitier personnel to make the shit personnel look good ;)

Incidentally, whatever happened about that court case being brought against her by The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics? You know, the one that we all bunged in for? I did drop Harry Cole a line to see how it was going, a week or so back ...... no reply as yet.

Oldrightie said...

She told journalists to fuck off well knowing publicity might scupper her chances. Trouble is when they join the Labour/Westminster troughs society, it is easy to carry on pigging.

Ampers said...

"<span>burping yer worm" </span>

Thanks Captain Haddock, I am 71, have served in the British Army, travelled around the world, and was certain I had heard it all... but never that! :)

Captain Haddock said...

Very difficult to break the habits of a lifetime (for both of them) OR ...  ;)


PS .. We need a "wanker" emoticon Gotty ....

Captain Haddock said...

You're very welcome Ampers ..

I'll not see 60 again & like your good self have seen a fair bit of the world (courtesy of the "Grey Funnel Line") whilst in HM Forces ...

We of the "Green-hatted" fraternity are well known for our often colourful vocabulary ... ;) :-D :-D

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I'll look into that Cap'n, perhaps a pic of Gazza will do. He's an emotional wanker ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

@OR
Like flies to shit ;)

Gildas said...

Don't think I heard about that Mr G, but I shall dig around if time permits.
Meanwhile, I look forward to the Captain Haddock inspired emoticon in due course!  :-D     

Caratacus said...

Thank you Capting - brassica titfers, everything becomes clear now (from someone who was blessed to work with members of 42 in Plymouth in the 80's).

Captain Haddock said...

In one Caratacus ...  ;)

Craig said...

That fat twat was said to have knowledge of economics...HOME ECONOMICS!!! That fat, ugly, stupid commie cunt android has no place in government and her idiot husband should have been jailed. Or am I over-reacting?