Picture the scene.
A thousand or so reporters from newspapers around the world all crowded on to Santa Catalina, a small island off California. An aeroplane lands, and a male and female with blankets over their heads are shepherded into a black car with blacked out windows and driven off at high speed, with photographers flashing their cameras like maniacs, desperately trying to catch an exclusive photo through the blackened windows.
Then there is an absolute frenzy outside the grounds of the house, where the wedding is to take place, with reporters and paps climbing over fences to get their stories and pictures.
Meanwhile, Robbie Williams and his woman get married quietly, with a few friends watching, in his Beverly Hills mansion. If I could have been anywhere I'd have loved to be on that island, to capture the moment, when the reporters and paps learn that they've been well and fucking truly had.
Fucking brilliant!
via a tip off from our glitzy showbiz correspondent, AllstarsAmpers
12 comments:
Hahahahahah... You really did like it then? LOL
Nice move .. :-D :-D
But I'd always thought that he "caught the other Bus" ....
What? Do you mean ....... he batted for the other side??
What? Do you mean ....... he batted for the other side??
Yeah, I always thought that too.
Yup .. preferred his gardening to be done uphill ... >:o :-$ :-$
I'd love to be a member of the paparazzi. I already annoy the fuck out of people as it is, why not get paid for it too?
I heard that during his Top 40 chart singles hey day, Robbie always prefered the 'B' sides ;)
Can't stand the cunt and I'll give it a year.
This is another Russel Brand stunt; a useless cunt getting good PR and media coverage because the bint on your elbow.
Fuck him, he's a use;ess, talentless, druggie cunt.
Can't stand the cunt and I'll give it a year.
This is another Russel Brand stunt; a useless cunt getting good PR and media coverage because the bint on your elbow.
Fuck him, he's a use;ess, talentless, druggie cunt.
Russel Brand and Robbie Williams, media whoring cunts of the year!
Why did I go on to anonycunt mode?
Those cunts Brand and Williams fucked up my post.
Cunts.
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