Sunday, 8 August 2010

Fuck The Press!

Picture the scene.

A thousand or so reporters from newspapers around the world all crowded on to Santa Catalina, a small island off California. An aeroplane lands, and a male and female with blankets over their heads are shepherded into a black car with blacked out windows and driven off at high speed, with photographers flashing their cameras like maniacs, desperately trying to catch an exclusive photo through the blackened windows.

Then there is an absolute frenzy outside the grounds of the house, where the wedding is to take place, with reporters and paps climbing over fences to get their stories and pictures.

Meanwhile, Robbie Williams and his woman get married quietly, with a few friends watching, in his Beverly Hills mansion. If I could have been anywhere I'd have loved to be on that island, to capture the moment, when the reporters and paps learn that they've been well and fucking truly had.

Fucking brilliant!


via a tip off from our glitzy showbiz correspondent, AllstarsAmpers

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13 comments:

Ampers said...

Hahahahahah... You really did like it then? LOL

Captain Haddock said...

Nice move ..   :-D :-D

But I'd always thought that he "caught the other Bus" ....

Caratacus said...

What? Do you mean ....... he batted for the other side??

Caratacus said...

What? Do you mean ....... he batted for the other side??

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Yeah, I always thought that too.

Captain Haddock said...

Yup .. preferred his gardening to be done uphill ...  >:o :-$ :-$

Perry said...

I'd love to be a member of the paparazzi.  I already annoy the fuck out of people as it is, why not get paid for it too?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I heard that during his Top 40 chart singles hey day, Robbie always prefered the 'B' sides ;)

Anonymous said...

Can't stand the cunt and I'll give it a year.

This is another Russel Brand stunt; a useless cunt getting good PR and media coverage because the bint on your elbow.

Fuck him, he's a use;ess, talentless, druggie cunt.

Anonymous said...

Can't stand the cunt and I'll give it a year.

This is another Russel Brand stunt; a useless cunt getting good PR and media coverage because the bint on your elbow.

Fuck him, he's a use;ess, talentless, druggie cunt.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Russel Brand and Robbie Williams, media whoring cunts of the year!

Houdini said...

Why did I go on to anonycunt mode?

Those cunts Brand and Williams fucked up my post.

Cunts.

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