Sunday 1 August 2010

Another Shit Load Of Crap!

A couple of weeks ago we heard about this.

Now there's THIS.

Hmmm ...... there obviously seems to be a pattern developing here. Perhaps those in the know are getting ready for the major influx of arsewipes and shitwipes from Turkey.

Oh, and another thing ..... I thought this bastard lot had been banned!
Well ..... if that's the case, what the cunting fuck is this then?

Oh, for fucking fuck's sake! 


STOP PRESS:
The Islamic satellite channel al-Daleel has announced the groundbreaking launch of a new express service that delivers fatwas around the clock, to muzzie fuckwits everywhere, during the holy month of Ramadan.

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22 comments:

Dioclese said...

Sounds to me a bit like the Venables identity that Straw was going to reveal - but Ken Clarke's relpy was "That was Jack. This is me." The cunt.

Frankly, I thought Teresa May had more about her than the last prat - but maybe I'm going to be disappointed.

I'm surprised Old Nick hasn't had more burn votes for the bastard too following your recent expose. Maybe this will boost them a bit. UNREAL!

Captain Haddock said...

The word "Banned" quite obviously means different things, when applied to different people or groups of people ..

In the case of the indigenous Briton it means potential incarceration, potential gratuitous assault by the Police or potential "suicide" if one takes a solo walk in the woods ..

Yet when applied to certain other groups it means .. "Naughty, naughty .. please don't do that again, there's a dear" ....


On another but not entirely unrelated matter .. I've always wondered .. when a "Fatwa" is issued .. can people attending Weight Watchers be given a "Thinwa" instead  ?? ...   ;)


Fuck 'em all ....   :-$

Heads on poles said...

Every day, I feel that something is getting closer to happening.
I don't know what it is but it will polarise people.
I live in England, it just doesn't feel like it any more.

Caratacus said...

Does anyone remember reading "The Churchill Commando" by Ted Lewis? I've got a feeling in the hairs of my wooden leg that this fuckwittery by the PTB may soon be met with a bit of instant karma. And I don't mean the usual arsehole skinheads attacking innocent people but something a little more uncomfortably closer to home for the politicians, judges, senior snivel servants and so forth who are creating this cesspit of a world for the rest of us to live in. Not advocating it - just pointing out that night follows day. And it would certainly wake the fuckers up...

AnthonyS said...

Time these fuckers learnt a lesson or two in 'diversity'...

Let them learn basic fucking hygiene and wipe their arses/crotches with this toilet paper:

LOL said...

The morons expect everyone to put their needs first.


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Jocular-Johnny said...

Why can't we wrap this fucking lot round a big megaton bomb...and give a whole new meaning to the phrase cluster bomb - eh?

LOL said...

They really are the worlds most annoying people.


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Bring On The Revolution said...

Just fuck the fucking fuck off and die all you filthy muzzie cunts! The only good muzzie is a fucking dead muzzie, If they want fucking Jihad, they'll get fuckin Jihad exterminate the fucking lot of them, a few nukes should do the job! Allah is nothing but a terrorist breeding fuckwit of a cunt, and Mohammed is nothing but a fucking wanker... "Islam the religion of peace"....bollocks is it fuck!! All they want to do is colonise the entire world and force their cuntin shitty Sharia law upon is. All the Koran is good for is, is to wipe your arse with after having a shit!! Well at least there are a few less of the muzzie cunts in Pakistan courtesy of an incompetent pilot and the monsoon rains!!!

Bring On The Revolution said...

Why can't they just fucking shoot it, it's just a fucking horrible banshee wailing!

Barking Spider said...

They could have at least chinned the fucking bitch! I know if I'd been a passenger there while she was doing that shit I would have shouted back at her to shut the fuck up! Then I would have asked those "security" twats what the fucking matter was with them and to do their job and stop that fucking racket! >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o >:o

Dazed-and-Confused said...

"Allah is the goal. The Prophet is the model. The Koran is the constitution. Jihad is the path. And death on Allah's behalf is our most sublime aspiration".

Well, unless of course you can hoodwink the Dhimmi's into collapsing to you every whim.

AnthonyS said...

Religion goes out the window on this one.

Common Sense (and Common Purpose can go and fuck itself) prevails...

Section this fucking idiot. She's a delusional fuckwit regardless of what religion the ruling elite would like us to pander to.

Captain Haddock said...

I did read the book when it was first published in 1977 (written incidentally by Ted Willis .. the creator of Dixon of Dock Green) ..

I thought it a little far-fetched back then ... now, I'm far from sure that remains the case ..

Captain Haddock said...

"Time these fuckers learnt a lesson or two in 'diversity'... "

"Diversity" mate ?

A one-way street, I'm afraid ... They can do or say no wrong ..

Its we who have to alter our lifestyle, our laws, our heritage in order to accommodate their every utterance and comply with their every wish ..

Just in case one of them might come along and be "insulted" or "upset" ...

Caratacus said...

Thanks CH - no wonder I couldn't find the bloody thing. Ted Willis. I am a silly old constable.

Captain Haddock said...

"Haywain" or "Flatford Mill" ? .....  ;) :-D :-D

Caratacus said...

Kenneth Connor - Carry On, Don't Lose Your Head! (One of the better ones they squeezed past the censors - 'I am a silly old cunt-stable')

Captain Haddock said...

I always rather liked "Carry On Henry" ..

Where they all burst into song about "The day that King Henry got his Hampton Court" ...   >:o :-D :-D :-D

sadbutmadlad said...

As was mentioned in the Royal Mail article, not even Asians want the Nile Pan toilets. Also dismissed as polticially correct namby pamby stupidity here - http://www.asianimage.co.uk/news/north/8273672.A_crappy_idea_if_there_ever_was_one/

banned said...

Yup, like the Rochdale pan bogs these seem to have been installed not at the request of the Moslem workers but by some diversity aware cunt claiming to act on their behalf. It's about as patronising as pointing an African to a tree and expecting him to shit under it.
Don't worry too much about  Anjem Choudarys rubbish Youtube chanell. Apart from the first one less than 100 views for each vid.

I never thought that it would be possible to envisage a 'kristalnacht' in Britain but the way it is going I'm no longer so sure. 2-3% back in my day, last time I looked it was 5% and now it's suddenly 8% which is a fucking lie since that counts their offspring as 'British'.

LOL said...

David Camerooon is potty mouth!