or make one yourself if you prefer ......
and head off to your halal holiday in the sun.
I fucking well shit you not ...... thanks to some excellent journalism from the BBC on behalf of all TV licence fee payers everywhere. And don't even fucking start me on bastard Ramadan .... oh, ok then but you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that.
I need a fucking drink!
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"It's time to grab your pigskin suitcase" ..
Is that the one with "LUDO" printed on it .. and when you rub it .. it extends to read "LLANDUDNO" ??
Oh, no .. sorry ... I'm thinking of a Foreskin suitcase .... >:o :-D :-D
I'll get me coat now, shall I ? ....
No Cap'n, it's the one that reads "Wendy" ..... and when ole Bubba rubs it, it says
No Cap'n, it's the one that reads "Wendy",,, and when you rub it it extends to read "Welcome to Barbados, I hope you enjoy your stay"
Bollocks - I'll get me coat as well. Down to the Walrus for a drop of Pussers?
Nice one mate .. :-D :-D :-D
Have a "Tot" for me whilst you're there ..
Ain't that what Gary Glitter said?
Cheers to all for the weekend!
That's as acerbic and ranty as I can get tonight, cos I'm knackered!
Gildas the Monk
Are Halal holidays the ones where the airliner lands in the side of a building instead of at an airport?
Can't even spell my own name now!. Think I need a drink too!
How about this?
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Anyone seen Dubya recently? Rumour has it he's joined the goat-shaggers...
Or AIDS and ADIDAS! :-P
I've now got me coat and I'm off to the pub! :-P :-D
Christ thats like the two birds at the end of the Miami Vice credits. You would wouldn't you...run in the opposite direction.
See that bloke hangin off a bottle of rum like a fruit bat? That's me.....
nicked
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/fast_track/8901976.stm link fucked.
Hope that you are all enjoying Ramadam, just as well the schools are closed or else some lefty fuckwit would be demanding that the dining rooms be closed in case Moslem students get 'offended' by the sight of their white classmates eating during sunup.
Likewise. Brilliant pic!
Maybe you've already had a couple FH ;)
Another excellent friday night piccy MD ;)
That's fucking right!
Link seems fine my end mate ;)
Sick to fucking death hearing about rama-fucking-dam .... if only the muzzies were so tolerant of christian festivals, eh :(
Was chatting to a Moslem academic the other day, just back from his interview with al Jizzera; he agrees with a local Imam that such demands do not come from the Molsem communuity, but from white, lefty, right on cunts (not his word) trying to prove their 'diversity awareness' credentials.
I don't know what you mean HIC!
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