Monday 2 August 2010

Temporary Break In Blogging

If there's one thing that really pisses me off it's spending hours carefully crafting one of my Gottish images, in photoshop, only to discover that there are odd blemishes on it and then having to spend more time fannying around trying to remove the annoying little snots ...... only to discover they are actually pieces of crap on my computer screen.

Worse than that, no fucking thanks to Grandad, I have now realised that the aforementioned works of art are also being blighted by random effluvia stuck to the screens of anybody viewing them on my blog.

So..... I refuse to publish any more of my world renowned, creatively witty and incisive images until you dirty fuckers have ensured that your computer screens are totally free from crud.


Please CLICK HERE NOW to get them thoroughly cleaned.

I thank you.


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41 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Ooooh .. yer lickle tealeaf .......  ;) :-D :-D :-D 8-)

Joe Public said...

This is the one you need Gotty.........

http://www.angelfire.com/folk/marcoola/boobs.swf

microdave said...

Fuck you - I've got this bug on my computer now.....

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Unashamedly so too ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Oh yes! Having followed your most excellent link I will be able to guarantee nipple sharp graphics from now on ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Aaaarrgh! Everytime I try to airbrush it out, it keeps fucking moving. Nightmare!

BRICKBAT said...

Fucking hell goty after seeing that it makes me want to drag my arse around carpet,lick my ballbag and kill the nieghbours cat! :-D

GrumpyOldTwat said...

.... and don't forget to hump that frisky bitch from over the road while you're at it ;)

Captain Haddock said...

Keep getting a 404 Error message for that link JP ....    :'(

Captain Haddock said...

Sounds about right BB

If you can't eat it, can't drink it or can't hump it ..

Just piss on it & saunter away ...   :-D :-D

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Still ok at my end Cap'n .... so to speak ;)

Caratacus said...

Reminds me of a kid I used to go to school with. Those school bus windows didn't arf have a seein' to. Grammar school too - he's probably an MP now.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck yeah! Retardation seems to be a prerequisite for being an MP these days. PLus a penchant for being a money grabber, of course ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"Just piss on it ... "
LoL ;)

Grandad said...

I'll second that...

BRICKBAT said...

You know the one captain "If it smells lick it till it does´nt"! :-P :-P

Joe Public said...

Maybe you're not old enough to view mildly-adult gifs Cap'n?

Maybe you could ask for permission to lower your viewing threshold.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

... and I'll have it away on it's toes ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yeah! Come on down to our level Cap'n, the view is stunning ;)

Dioclese said...

When you talked about annoying little snots, I trust you were not referring to me or to your good self?

Actually, I thought I did quite a good job today on Liam Fox, he says modestly...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Nah, just snotty bits of snot.

Your 'Fox fucked by a trident' pic , is indeed a most excellent one ;)

banned said...

failed link?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I'm still keeping abreast of things at Gotty Towers mate, without out any problems ;) Perhaps they're just a bit overloaded?
fnarr, fnarr

Bunni said...

That pup is a very hard worker!  All our screens should be clean now.

Gildas said...

Reminds me of a girl I used to know. She wasnt very pretty, but she was very popular! :-[   

Catosays said...

That link doesn't work for me either Gotty, but I think I know what it is.

Can't find Dioclese's blog either

The Grim Reaper said...

I used a graphic very, very similar to this one a few years ago on a forum under an old name of mine. I had to stop using it eventually because some window-lickers were complaining about it - they seemed to think something was wrong with their computer screens. Idiots.

The Grim Reaper said...

I couldn't resist but send a link in an email to the missus about that. She absolutely loves pugs...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's humourless window lickers for you ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I certainly hope so ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I presume that was for a couple of reasons ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

??

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Never let it be said that Gotty can't be a little 'aah bless' from time to time ;)

Captain Haddock said...

You've cheered me up no end JP, Ta muchly ...

I'm just waiting for someone in Morrison's to query my age before buying alcohol .. that would really make my day ...   =-O :-D :-D :-D

Captain Haddock said...

Or a High Court Judge ....   :-P :-P >:o :-D

The Grim Reaper said...

Snot?
I daren't ask what Gordon Brown's computer is like. If he's been writing 10,000 words per day on his book, as Guido Fawkes keeps telling us he has, then Gordon's keyboard is going to be covered in shades of lumpy green.

microdave said...

Talking of annoying little snots...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Ugh! ..... Barf!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

If I ever had a shop I'd be getting one of those signs made up quick smart!

microdave said...

I thought you'd like it!