If there's one thing that really pisses me off it's spending hours carefully crafting one of my Gottish images, in photoshop, only to discover that there are odd blemishes on it and then having to spend more time fannying around trying to remove the annoying little snots ...... only to discover they are actually pieces of crap on my computer screen.
Worse than that, no fucking thanks to Grandad, I have now realised that the aforementioned works of art are also being blighted by random effluvia stuck to the screens of anybody viewing them on my blog.
So..... I refuse to publish any more of my world renowned, creatively witty and incisive images until you dirty fuckers have ensured that your computer screens are totally free from crud.
Please CLICK HERE NOW to get them thoroughly cleaned.
I thank you.