Cooper Balls is a hot tip for the top, apparently ... *yawn*
Fuck that .... it's Friday, let's have some fun instead! I reckon we can't go far wrong by coming up with a few captions for this photo, so let the piss taking commence ....
Triple ration of rum to Cap'n H for sending in the pic ;-)
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<span>It is a fifty year old vintage and no Brazilian, Wallace but I enjoyed it.</span>
Sorry Mr Gump it was the lentils in that Lamb Dopiaza I had last night. I can't help it.
"Harry, you really must hose down your minge now and then. That odour is just...uncool".
Do the skip licking proles actually eat these fucking Turnips I decree they must.. They taste worse than Charlie Whelans cock
H: And so, young Wallace, that's how babies are made - and here's one I had earlier....
Breast milk. It's the future. Here, try some.
Poor Harriet - lost her husband in the pub and has been looking for him absolutely Everywhere..
"Fucking hell! Have you seen what the cunt Dioclese has posted this morning?..."
I find it unbelievable that a prospective PM (God forbid) is not allowed to select his own cabinet. Worrying! What authority can he have if he is told who to select from?
"Fer Gawd's sake Hatt .. change yer drawers .. you smell like a bleedin' Sushi bar" ...
God I think I'm gonna have to swallow her cum again, why did I agree to suck the Unions cock!
So I suppose the cheques not in the post either?
Very good !!!
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Ed discovers the REAL contents of "Beef & Go"
H/T Captain Ranty.
Sorry Hatty, gotta go. I've an appointment at the dentist's ....for a haircut.
See Ed! I told you I could prove I had only pretended to be a woman for all these years to cash in on the feminist vote! Although it is quite a small one, and the crabs are making me itch a lot at the moment....
For fuck's sake Hatty, why don't you shave the bloody thing?
Brilliance .. sheer brilliance MD ... :) :) :) :)
"He who went to bed with an itchy arse woke up with a smelly finger!!!" Or is it the stink coming from his arse after being fucked hard and fast by that Liebore faggot cunt lord Mandlebum????
Ed Miliband develops a fetish for snowballing.
Hatty :- No Ed it's not a bogey, that's your brain, just shove it back up your nose andf you'll be fine.
<span>Caption: She Should have used KY. Ky, for those 'not so smooth' moments.
or
Caption: This is what it feels like to be a woman, you pig, and so that I can feel what it's like to be a man, you can shave me afterwards.
Gruff observation: Only a vindictive misandrist bitch like Batty Hattie would refuse to use KY. </span>
Mummy, I kissed a girl, tasted her cherry herptrix. She's nasty, put my balls in my mouth. I don't like it.
EM: Is that the smell of the cabinet Hattie?
HH: No its me, I've run out of Fem Fresh.
This is the trouble with caption comps. Turn up late and all the good ones have already gone.
<span>Apropos of absolutely fuck all: Would the earth move for that thing were she fucked with a double barrelled twelve bore?</span>
"Fucke me, I thought you just said that Diane Abbot made it in after all"
Pull your fucking skirt back down you dirty, filthy fat whore! There are only two cunts worse than that, Brown and Blair!
Damn, you get there before me!
I know from my husband that union spunk can be hard to keep down too Ed
Fucking brilliant captions everyone! Tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks at most of them (which ain't bad for a grumpy old twat) although one or two did make me fell a bit fucking queezy to be honest ;)
Funny as fuck!
Is she licking her lips in that picture?
If you like Beef & Go you'll just LOVE these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-e5jbHfSW0
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/415274/glade_plug_ups/
"oh stop whinging you big girls blouse, I promised David he could have first crack if you won."
"oh my god, you still smell of Gordon !!!!"
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