Saturday 25 September 2010

Labour Leadership Contest ++Updated++

 

Ed Miliband Forest Gump is the
new leader of the Labour Party.

What a total inbred fuckwit.

That'll be Labour consigned to political oblivion
for another 10 fucking years then.

Good. The twatting cunts.


++ UPDATE++

iDave's official response (ahem) to the
new liebore leader is available HERE

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70 comments:

Dioclese said...

Trouble is the other cunt would have been so much easier to take the piss out off...

Dazed-and-Confused said...

For once, it's time to use the BBCs website against them and their new beloved leader me thinks....Everyone aware of the Milibands Marxist backgrounds?

Ampers said...

I'm confused. "Which twin has the Toni?

(You need to be pretty damn old to understand this one)   ;-)

Ampers

Captain Haddock said...

I'd agree there Dio ...

But you can always take the piss out of shit .. by sqeezing harder .. ;)

Captain Haddock said...

Sadly Ampers .. I do understand ... ;)

Captain Haddock said...

"Leader" of the Labour Party ???

The sad, deluded, Commie fucktard would be hard pressed to "lead" a Glee Club "sing-along" ...

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Just reading up on their morally bankrupt father. Another "Marxist" who bought a posh pad in London. 

The working class really can kiss their arses, it seems. But then again, Labour's activist youth all come from Hampstead and leafy East Sussex these days anyway (and are equally willing to oblige). 

Indyanhat said...

Leading it into the wilderness of moses hopefully...still nice shiny new Marxist target as D&C says...love the Gump poster GOT!

Katabasis said...

This is great news.

However, I'm still wondering who the fuck at Labour party HQ decided this was a good picture of Red Ed to put up:

http://www2.labour.org.uk/leadership-countdown

It's begging for one caption and one caption only: "Hurrr...Durr..."

Oldrightie said...

It's Wallace. Magic and wonderful news. Wilderness beckons.

bofl said...

adolphe milipede was an illegal immigrant.

yet another  role model that these fuckwits bleat about.....

what does his cv look like?
 saturday job at tescos.......30 years talking shite!
cock!

Gildas said...

Inbred class swot wobbly gobbed from a rich background back stabbing self agrandising nevr had a proper job wouldnt know real life if it walked up and punched him TWAT
>:o >:o >:o >:o

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Mangles at the ready ... let's get stuck in ;)

Bring On The Revolution said...

"You know what, life's like a box of chocolates" Absolutely brilliant as always Gotty!
So we have gone from Gordon "Joseph Stalin" Brown to Ed "Leonid Brezhnev" in a Kremlin style "election". As far as I am concerned, they are still just the same bunch of utterly useless Muzzie mass Third World immigrant-loving, multi-fucking-cultural, Marxist, Commie, Socialist fuckwit cunts that have completely, totally and utterly ruined OUR country.
And now also we hear that other fuckwit retard Commie Liebore cunt by the name of Living(wish it was fucking dead)stone is re-running for that Muzzie colonised shithole that is "Londinistan". Just which bit of fuck the fucking fuck off do these Labour fuckwit cunts not understand, just shoot the fucking lot of 'em, including that hideous and sanctimonious black woman by the name of Aboott who I bet will now be extremely bitter and twisted because her the "ethnic" candidate did not win!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

@Dazed - great link and we'll make damn sure that nobody forgets it ;)

@CS - Yep! Won't be long before The Gump is telling the unions "thanks, now kiss my arse goodbye while I stash the cash without giving a flying fuck about the working class".
The cunt.

Bring On The Revolution said...

 Sorry, forgot to put Millipede after "Ed Leonid Brezhnev"

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I don't! Fucking brilliant, although it might just mean I'm thick and not a mere youngster ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Sing-a-long-a-Marxist!
(apologies to Max 'is he dead yet' Bygraves)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Cheers Indy, 'twas a toss up between that and 'Wallace'. Still, plenty of room for that one too I guess ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Great pic Kata .... give me a few minutes and I'll fire up the 'shop and add it to the post ..... seeing as it's you and it'll sum up the fucktard to perfection  ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Wilderness beckons and so does a run on Wallace and Gromit piss takes. Well, it'd be fucking rude not too ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck me BOFL, it's almost as if you've seen his actual CV. It's so fucking accurate! Does it say anything about his relatives in Moscow?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yet another career politician then G ..... fuck me, they'll be adding it to the list of school leavers' careers  meetings at this rate. Along with being a professional, indecisive, dithering, dick for brains ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No worries, although 'cunt' would have been just as appropriate ;)

microdave said...

"That'll be Labour consigned to political oblivion for another 10 fucking years then."

I sincerely hope so - I really can't bear the thought of those fuckers getting back in again.....

Katabasis said...

Sorry I couldn't help myself - here's mine, I look forward to seeing yours!

http://cheezburger.com/View/4001938944

Captain Haddock said...

If he's not .. he bloody well should be Gotty ..

Who could ever forgive him for "You're a Pink Toothbrush, I'm a Blue Toothbrush" .. or "Tulips from Amsterdam" ?? ... :)   :)   :)

Captain Haddock said...

Ha ha .. brilliant Kata ..

Looks like he had his hair cut with a badly-set Strimmer ...

Captain Haddock said...

Blimey Gildas ..

You're really good at these Staff Appraisal "thingies" .. aren't you ? .... :) :) :)

Captain Haddock said...

Livingstone ? ....

Has no-one put us out of our misery with that Marxist, Newt-loving fuckwit yet ? ..

Katabasis said...

Frankly I'm still disappointed it wasn't Diane Abbott.

If nothing else because the comic possibilities would have been endless with such a colossal fucktard who looks like a main battle tank with a thomas the tank engine face pasted on.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Excellent Kata ... no need for my version ;)

Catosays said...

Colossal being the operative word methinks. BTW, if you want to see a real arse, pop along to my place (apologies for the Ad, Gotty)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No fucking danger of that MD. Bwaahahahahaha ... just thought .... MiliBlair must be kicking himself that he didn't challenge Brown that time, instead of being such a cowardly yellow twat. Serves the cunt right ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Too fucking right! The 'should-be-dead-if-he-isn't-already' twat!

Akvavitix said...

Fantastic. The best news for anybody who never wants to see the #Labour Party in power ever again.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Here's an excellent effort from @NeilLindsay via twitpic .... http://twitpic.com/2rvyqa

Craig said...

Best news ever...Labour will be out of power for years but 10 is the minimum. Don't like the Forrest Gump stuff as he always came good despite being thick. This useless cunt Ed has done absolutely bugger all and never will.

Bring On The Revolution said...

Da big fat black ass!!

Dazed-and-Confused said...

I hear that neither the Labour Party itself, not it's own sitting M.P.s had "Ed Miliband" down as their preferred choice to be leader. The cunts leader for one reason and one reason alone, in that the dinosaur unions (particularly Unite) voted for him in such vast numbers that he squeezed through by default.

So there we have it. The new would be Socialist Prime Minister of this Country is a man that is bound by the Unions, voted into his newly found position of power by the unions, and no doubt "Owes" the Unions....Especially Unite...

And Unite are the funding behind?......Well er....errrrr.......Ah yes!!.......The glorious UAF/SWP!!!!

"I wish to Unite and Take the forward says "Red Ed"..........Forward to fucking where?

The peoples republic of North Korea by any chance?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No worries Cato but you forgot to leave a link ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<p> 
</p><p>Cryin' shame Kata, despite my best efforts with this official Diane Abbott campaign poster ..... 

</p>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

it's the bit at the beginning, where he's a complete fuckwit, that's important right now. As for the ending ... it'll all end in fucking tears of laughter .... for us ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

He won't even make it to the next election as leader. Fucked either way ..... with Unite still in tow or not he'll still be as politically adept as the jockanese pant pisser on a good day .... and that's about as much good as a soiled nappy on a lopsided rocking horse. The marxist, immigrant, name changing cunt.

Caratacus said...

Oi you lot - my Mum used to love Maxy Bygraves! Had me convert all her old LPs to CD not long back...

Commie Finder General said...

Lets be honest ,the Labour Party could have elected Pol Pot or a Burmese General and still get a round of applause from the assembled deviants and
pervos

Caratacus said...

Agree with all you say Gotty ref this shower of cunts. However, a voice of caution says to me that in a few weeks or so this cuntition gubment is going to be as popular as a fart in a spacesuit and the LimpDems just won't be able to help themselves from fucking things up, thereby generating a snap general election. I could be wrong - fuck me I HOPE I'm wrong - but this spoon-faced twat could be PM next year.

On that happy note I'm going to have a whisky. Pint, no head.

Captain Haddock said...

That doesn't necessarily make you a bad person Caratacus .. ;)   :) :)

Captain Haddock said...

Oooh .. bit harsh Kata ..

My son-in-law commands a Challenger II for a living .. ;)

Otherwise, your description is spot on .. I'd only add "and who looks like a badly-spilled oil slick" ..  :) :) :)

Captain Haddock said...

Feckin' scary thought though .. isn't it ?

Gildas said...

Fucking in-bred deviant debt denying self righteous useless cunt >:o >:o

LOL said...

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BRICKBAT said...

Grumpy y-tube "Being a Dickheads Cool"
and that sums them two up lol and as funny as fuck

BRICKBAT said...

as it´s spelt!

banned said...

Can't wait for the wimmin and effniks to start wailing "we was robbed coz Labour is waaaacist and male chauvenist pigs n'stuff".

banned said...

And Unite represent? The working Class? I don't think so.

fucknose said...

Another slimy israelite - do as I say, not as I do.

I hope the bastard is being force-fed bacon sandwiches in Hell while he cleans the smegma from Adolf Eichmann's prepuce.

BRICKBAT said...

We used to have Richard the lionheart and ended up with shaun the sheep and wallace and gromit OFFS

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Naughty but nice ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Do hope your ears have recovered, Caratacus. What a fucking nightmare! Mind you if your mum is anything like mine then I wouldn't even think about not doing as I was told ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck yeh! The righteous will be waving their pink and black flags harder than fucking ever.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>this spoon-faced twat could be PM next year" </span>Fucking hell! I hope to god that your're totally wrong on that one .... but rather worryingly I think that you may not be.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>this spoon-faced twat could be PM next year" </span>Fucking hell! I hope to god that your're totally wrong on that one .... but rather worryingly I think that you may not be.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

And so say all of us ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Bwaahahahaha ... brilliant pic LOL!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yep .... funny as fuck BB I'll be posting that up later ;)

Caratacus said...

You've got it in one Gotty! At 81 she can still strike like a bloody cobra.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Is it just me, or do any of the other erudite cunts who come to this site think that Ed Miliband speaks like, and moves like a ventriloquist's dummy?

Labour - cunts, all.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>Ed Miliband speaks like, and moves like a ventriloquist's dummy?" </span>No not just you ;)

billy caskey said...

ed miliband "my momma told me to run so i ran for labour leadership"