Normally I prefer my beer chilled but on this occasion I'm definitely prepared to make an exception. Where the fuck can I get one? ..... complete of course.
Have a great weekend all.
Cheers!
to Captain Haddock for the product placement ;-)
Friday 15 October 2010
Beer Holder Of The Week
to Captain Haddock for the product placement ;-)
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You'll need that beer to wash down the tuna sandwich she has for you in her.....
For fuck's sake Mr Got! we are engaged in serious debate about the fate of western civilisation and you interrupt us with THIS!
Hang your head in shame!
Nice tits though.... ;)
Good Gravy!
She must have nipples like DAF wheelnuts!
Warm beer though?
Fuck it. Why not.
CR.
Ooops, please accept my apologies ... i feel a right tit :-[
"nipples like DAF wheelnuts" < What ... hexagonal ;)
Certainly not a Beer Holder Of The Weak
I was aiming "tough" but hell, we can try an adjustable spanner on them, sure.
Whatever blows your hair back.
CR.
Her old man bears a passing resemblence to John Peel, (for those who noticed).
How about chapel hatpegs?
Typo. Damn this Buckfast!
I meant "...aiming <span>for</span> "tough"....."
RC.
I mean CR.
*hic*
:) :) :)
That made I larf.
They do look chunky though.
From here it looks like you could hang a leather jacket on them.
A wet leather jacket.
A wet leather jacket with with a pound of apples in each pocket.
A wet leather jac..[shut the fuck up. You've taken that too far. Ed].
CR.
Can't say that I had.....
And talking of warm beer, you might want to get it served by some HOT bartenders.
She's a Big 'Un on the left Dave. Not many of them to the pound...
Easy does it CR - too much booze can make your eyes go funny!
I've shagged her, I have. Not the anorexic bitch, the meaty, normal one behind her.
CR.
She may warm the beer but she does show that she can be useful, which is more than be said of most 'modern' women.
By some strange coincidence I happened, earlier today, to come upon a website offering a bra in which one could keep wine, or any other beverage.
William Old Son, that's not it AT ALL. You have to supply a-link...
(that's a written version of my Michael Caine impression. I'll get me coat shall I?)
Caratacus, I think it's this one.
I've consulted my library; it was featured in Playboy Nov 2007. Not one of the better months - I know because I can still open my copy.
The nipples may indicate how warm the beer is? Obviously the beer is very cold at the moment,but as soon as it warms it will fall away..no?
What beer?
No use for me I'm afraid. I am not allowed beer and the doctors have put me on a milk diet....
Caratacus: I think you're right. I can't remember where I saw it, hence the absence of a link, but I do recall that the woman wearing it was similarly small chested (it may even be the same gal), which prompts the observation if there's a drinkable quantity (no pun intended) of wine in that bra there can be little room for anything else.
I'll take a wild guess that those young ladies are not given to complaining that they are being exploited, unlike the hag-faced, Harmanesque harpies of the 'wimmins'' movement (which latter word is a euphemism for defecation, a not inappropriate usage in the case of Batty Hattie).
It's reassuring to see that some young women are mindful of their duty to keep up male morale in straitened times. They should qualify for an Arts Council grant for that display. Well done girls.
Sod the beer!
The one on the right certainly doesn't complain - although she's usually to be found wearing rather less attire. She did a very good job of keeping my morale up in the clip I watched!
Before and after pictures for comparison!
I've never heard it called a morale before.
That's Pigsy's xmas present sorted then. The bra I mean, not Playboy Nov 2007, obviously ;)
After! After!
"Pecker" & "Percy" sound far too common!
The thing is does she start off happy (and well endowed), then become a miserable cow when the alcohol has moved to the inside?
Decisions, decisions....
The manufacturers have previously made a version for men - the "Beer Belly" http://gadizmo.com/the-beer-belly.php
Might as well book in at Dignitas, Ampers!
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