Thursday, 14 October 2010

National Schools Film Week : Fail

Whoopee fucking do!
It's National Schools Film Week and it starts today!

Cue an enormous list of grant spewing quangos and other assorted do-gooders to join the illustrious list of participating partners. Including CBBC, of course.

"Right then, all we need now is a decent webshite address and we're up and running", shouts a tax payer funded, pimple faced PR twat as he blows across his steaming cup of Starbucks.

"NSFW.org ..... that should do it!"

Oh, for fuck's sake where do they get these fuckwits from. I mean, is it because these PR pricks are taking the piss or simply that they just haven't got a fucking clue what's going on in the real world? Either way, I do hope that all the better enlightened parents can make sure that 'little Johnny' and 'sweet little Jane' don't enter the wrong suffix and end up at 'NSFW.com' ..... that'd be a bit fucking embarrassing all around, once the little darlings had clapped their eyes on the 'slightly raunchier' films that are on offer there, eh ;-)


Spotted here by our undercover nsfw specialist, Microdave.

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26 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

My immediate thoughts are ..

What is National Schools Film Week ?

Why do we need it ?

And how much of my pension is being deducted to pay for it ?

sadbutmadlad said...

It's because everyone who goes to university now a days does media studies. So to help them choose their appropriate media course the Film Council provides this introduction.

Angry Teen said...

That's the sort of completely barking fuckwittery you expect from The Apprentice, not the govern.... oh, wait...

stopcp said...

Not Safe For Work?

[WARNING: PORN] http://nsfw.com/ [WARNING: PORN]

Mark said...

Thanks Gotty another bookmarked site to see me through the dark winter months

Captain Haddock said...

Ahhh .. right,

"Media Studies" eh ? ... saves having to work hard in the evenings & at weekends I suppose .. thus allowing more time to piss-it-up in the Student Bar .. and time to attend & agitate at "demos" in London at weekends

I'm actually rather proud that I didn't go to University .. Instead, I graduated with  First Class degrees from both the University of Life .. and the School of hard Knocks ..

Caratacus said...

As a graduate of Toothickfor University (and holder of a Yellow Stripe for swimming a width, 1961), I'm grateful for the collection of scars and broken bones that taught me a fuck sight more than any amount of schooling. Education came later, and was the more enjoyable because I wanted to do it - not just to avoid having to work for three more years.

Joe Public said...

Perhaps they promote your EyeTube site (although it may not be NSFW-enough for them)?

tinks said...

In my innocence it took me a while to twig. :-P  That's quite a mistake - I mean when the domain was bought the nsfw domains must have been highlighted.

I suppose I'm being cynical in that this mini-Quango coincides with the confirming of the axing of the British Film Quango.

Cinema should be a part of Kids' lives pity it's so damn expensive.

banned said...

Nice, I remember some years ago looking at the surf/skate/hang-gliding site ww-w.extrem,org but accidentally put in ww-w.extreme.com which  took me straight to hard core sado masochism, cool dude.

Just an excuse for lazy teachers to go to the cinema and waste an afternoon instead of teaching.

What does this mean to the average 8 year-old shown in their pic "'ENGAGE, EMPOWER, EXPLORE'"?

Bertie Dugger said...

Let's hope that the young kiddies don't get a lesson in film-making from that Richard Curtis chap - I don't think snuff movies are quite what the organisers would be wanting.

Why do we need a "National Schools FIlm Week" anyway? I'm sure the little toerags can drag their sorry arses to the local multiplex to watch a brain-dead pie of cack on their own. How about using the precious school time to teach the fuckers to read, write, count, and be polite and civil instead?

Oh for the days of "Screen Test" and the "Young Film-Maker Of The Year" competition!

Granville said...

"How about using the precious school time to teach the fuckers to read, write, count, and be polite and civil instead?"

That's a bit radical in these days of progressive politics isn't it BD? 

Captain Haddock said...

"How about using the precious school time to teach the fuckers to read, write, count, and be polite and civil instead" ?  

Because its far easier to just bung a film on & sit back, feet up, studying the Grauniad jobs pages, than actually engaging with the kids they're being paid to teach ..

Teachers ? .. I've shit 'em ..

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>everyone who goes to university now a days does media studies" < sweeping statement ... like it!</span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Waste of fucking money! Teach the little fuckers to read and write!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Can't fault you there AT ;)  Quango fuckwittery at its best (or worst)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Bound to be a grant available somewhere for that kind of investigative NSFW research ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Which one? NSFW or NSFW? *stupid fucking question*

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Innocence is bliss sometimes Tinks hang on to it as best you can, although there's not much chance of that around here though ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Don't start me on lazy arse teachers ..... it's 'Thank Fuck It's Friday' day today and I'm trying my best not to get too stressed ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<span>Screen Test! I remember that from the 70s but who was that streaky lank of bat's piss that use to introduce it? Can't remember. Anyone?</span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>How about using the precious school time to teach the fuckers to read, write, count, and be polite and civil instead?" < That's fucking right!</span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>far easier to just bung a film on & sit back, feet up, studying the Grauniad jobs pages, than actually engaging with the kids they're being paid to teach" < That's fucking right too!</span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

@LordLindley tells me it's Michael Rodd. Ahh yes .... thanks for that ;)

microdave said...

In which case I WANT IT.....

microdave said...

Never did me any good...