Howd she doo dat? Or is she just taking the piss?
Anyhow, don't forget to put your cocks clocks back tonight chaps ... and as for the laydees ... well, that'll give you an extra hour to come up with yet another way of making sure we'll never fucking understand the fairer sex ;-)
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Thanks for the link ... and that pic of the female urinal instructions, "hover over it", made oi larf.
Well you live and learn, eh. ;)
Not so much a piss boiler as a boiler having a piss! =-O :-D O:-)
One has to wonder what you were browsing or what you did to acquire that image. Jesus, the 'long' winter nights haven't started yet.
I shall have to pop in here more often.
She can do it cos she's young and slim with good muscle control.
Can you imagine the fat legging wearing trolls in your high street trying it?
Some of them smell as if they have anyway, fags, sweat and piss .... UGH! Yet their skinny male rat faced chav 'lovers' still manage to get it up through the fog of white lightning, puff and speed and they pump out the future generation dumb while drinking, smoking and dru taking themselves.
Whilst I usually defer to Ranter's knowledge of physiology and marvel at his eloquence and delicacy, his assumption re muscle control is incorrect. The female problem is spray rather than jet production. With some manipulation and practice, a female can 'master' the problem without cardboard devices.
Don't even try to figure us ladies out, Gotty!
We turn our clocks back next week! Drat, it will be dark out at 5:00 freaking o'clock in the afternoon.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Cheers Melv! I was getting females pissing standing up confused with women who can shoot ping balls out of their fannys - easy mistake I suppose. Thank the Lord you are here to put me right!
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