It was with great excitement, this morning, that I read the headline "Giant Red Stag Shot Dead For Antlers", so I hurriedly clicked through to take a look. For I was desperate to see that picture of two jags, two shags and his giant lardy arsed bulk, sprawled lifeless on the ground.
But no, apparently they were referring to another giant red stag, and alas John Prescott is still alive and troughing ... complete with antlers.
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Coffee on my keyboard and I do believe a bit of wee came out - thanks GOTty - now I know what it is like to be old at the same time!
The beast which was so wantonly & needlessly killed was a noble creature .. the other is Lard Prescott ...
Well stags do lose their antlers after the mating season so maybe the Prescott mating season is finished quickly, very quickly.
One was a giant Red Stag .. whilst Prescott is a giant red Slag .... :) :)
Remember Prescott is the cunt that allowed all the pikey Traveller scum to invade all the lovely green fields in our countryside and absolutely run riot and dump all their filthy rubbish from garden clearances and drive tarmaccing and then making them an "Ethnic Group" so their "Human fucking Rights" can be "protected" and and the pieces of utter shit "cannot be persecuted" I say hang that "Two Jags" Prescott cunt and shoot all the filthy Pikey scum as well!!!
Yep. Job lot. Job done. ;)
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