Another 5 days of fury over and done and the weekend starts here! Mind you the fucking clocks got back this week .... what the fuck's that all about then ... apart making everyone drive home in the bastard dark, I just can't see the fucking point. Twats!
Meanwhile, I've a few things that might help banish the Friday night frown this week. Let's kick off with a video for all you white van drivers out there.
Altogether now ... "right in the middle of the fucking road ..."
Altogether now ... "right in the middle of the fucking road ..."
Free copy of The Sun goes to Ampers for spotting that one ;-)
Then we have this year's 'must have' christmas* toy, spotted by Captain Ranty in the Tripoli branch of Toys aRse, on a shelf next to the Gordon Brown punchbag and the Taliban blow up doll ....
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And finally, for those of you who have important things to do outside over the next couple of days, with thanks to Microdave, we can now bring you the finer details of this weekend's weather forecast.
Whoa!! ..... fuck me!!
Who gives a fuck about the weekend weather forecast anymore ......
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Who gives a fuck about the weekend weather forecast anymore ......
*Yes that's 'christmas', you righteous fuckwits. Not 'winterval' or 'yule festival' or whatever the fuck else you 'don't offend islam', minority loving mongs want us to call it this fucking year! Fuck off!
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13 comments:
fucking hell grumpy got any bonfire jokes fucking yuletide is a long way off!
The latest christmas toy has just hit the shops -a talking muslim doll ?
only problem is,nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the bollocks to pull the fucking cord =-X
I'll be putting my clock back to 1920 when we had no fucking Pakis.
She looks like she's got a warm front coming in! :-D
Happy Weekend all! :)
Jeezus H Christ on a pony! That aint no John Kettley.
I've hear they are teaching punjabi language in schools now. Apparently "sari" is the hardest word.
Boom Boom!
Love the Chilean Mine Rescue Set, I eagerly await the movie starring Bruce Willis as Jeff Hart and some bimbo to provide random sex interest.
"Right in the middle of the fackin road", iI hope to have that word perfect for Monday. :-D
"<span>and some bimbo to provide random sex interest." - How about the weather girl?? </span>
I don't eagerly await the movie. It will have some shitefest of a love ballad, probably done by Bon Jovi, that will be at number one for fifty years. Please, spare us.
Gotty,I have a friend who accidentally clicked on the 'enlarge' button that didn't work!
As for the weather girl, 'de puta madre' as they say in Spain.
The weather girl is Puerto Rican Jackie Guerrido, she's about 40 but still very hot (not sunny hot) She had a live TV "Sharon Stone skirt moment. You tube: "jackie guerrido upskirt"...not that I look at that sort of thing ahem...
<span>"not that I look at that sort of thing ahem..." - I did, Ho Hum....
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Ooops! I'll fix that. I don't want to think that I've spoiled your entertainment ;)
I had to check that out too, just for *ahem* moderation purposes you understand. Yep, it's fine ;)
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