Sunday, 31 October 2010

Halloween

Not much to say about it other than I don't miss those snotty nosed little bastards, knocking on my fucking  door, every five twatting minutes, the other 364 days of the fucking year.

"Trick or Treat mister?"

"Fuck off!"

However, I did like the way that bloke carved a pumpkin with a Glock, over at ASE's place .... fucking awesome. That led me to find another handy top tip video on how to 'kill' a pumpkin ....



Lovin' the 4 x 2 technique and the shotgun, of course ;-)

Happy fucking Halloween ... and if there are any other short arsed little fuckers left, that want to swing around my place trick or treating, then please use the bell push.

It's wired to the mains.

What a treat!

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8 comments:

microdave said...

I have thought about rigging up my pressure washer on a long extension lead plugged in to a convenient internal socket, with the lance hidden underneath the car parked outside.
"Trick or Treat mister?"   Click.........

Bring On The Revolution said...

Great video, but would be even better if a Muzzie cunt or traitor politician was used for the demonstration instead!!!

Bunni said...

Happy Halloween to you too, Gotty!
Luckily, I didn't get many little bastards ringing my doorbell!  I wouldn't open the door after dark anyway, so anyone stupid and lazy enough to bring their spawn out begging after dark deserves what they get NOTHING!
Have a BOOOOOtiful Week! 

Granville said...

Don't touch the spell book for fucks sake.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325283/PCs-guide-arresting-witch-Its-normal-people-naked-blindfolded.html

Captain Haddock said...

Why is it acceptable to offer sweeties or money to kids on one night of the year .. when at any other time you'd be hounded & labelled a paedophile ?

I didn't have anyone knocking at my door, thankfully ...

"Trick or Treat" .. yet another wanky American import ..

When in fact it amounts to nothing less than demanding money with menaces ..

Anonymous said...

I once heard of a man who bought some pigs eyeballs (presumably not from a Halal butcher), dipped them in chocolate and presented them to the trick or treaters.

BRICKBAT said...

Thats why fucking trick or treat is not so popular in austria ;o))
Hang these posters around the around the VILLAGE

BRICKBAT said...

sounded like quasimodo then :-[
the old gits( harry enfield) "when they look through your letterbox,poke em in the and blind em"cunts