Friday, 22 October 2010

What's Nick Clegg Looking at ....

.... or is that primary school kid trying to teach him something?

20 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

I suspect it might be a schematic of how a Democracy should work .. (You know, with referendums and suchlike) .. so he's totally baffled ...

Granville said...

Perhaps he's looking at the bookies homepage and the kid is trying to explain to him how the horse that came third won the race.

BRICKBAT said...

ask sambo and paki you daft ginger haired little fuckwit
according too csi and hollywood they are computer experts with emotions =-X

banned said...

" Me mate Dan 'an me  told that Dianne Abotte and we'll tell you too "Just fuck off and leave us alone except give us our free fucking milk back, you white guilt trip metrosexual homo bender  Cunt".

Chuckles said...

Looks like he's trying to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while his house is burning down.

Chuckles said...

Looks like he's trying to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius while his house is burning down.

Caratacus said...

Great suggestions all so far. Now I'll ruin it with mine....

"Look - I'll show you one more time sir: You lift the lid....like this.... THEN you have a piss....see?...THEN you put the lid down again. Easy Peasy".

BRICKBAT said...

My mother taught me 7 golden rules of how to gypsies kiss
1)lift the toilet seat
2)get yer cock out
3)pull your foreskin back
4)piss and shake
5)pull your foreskin back over
6)flush the toilet
7)toilet seat back down
and those basic rules have learnt me.........................................................................................................................
3 5 35 35 35 3535 35 ;)

Bring On The Revolution said...

Is the little kid there showing Clegg the Cunt the Grumpy Old Twat website so that he can read all the comments and know what we all really think of him, that he is a treasonous, treacherous traitor of a cunt, just like the rest of the Westminster village idiots???

Captain Haddock said...

He looks totally out of his depth .. mind you he'd be out of his depth in a car park puddle ...

Useless, spam-headed cunt ...

Caratacus said...

Always speaks well of you Captain....

BTW - took the liberty of taking your name in vain over at ORs - hope you don't mind ;)

ArtCo said...

The kids on an online dictionary looking up the word 'scruples'.

Captain Haddock said...

Not in the least old bean ... fill yer boots, as they say ... ;)

Captain Haddock said...

Have you ever seen two more gormless looking, personality-bypassed, charismatic failures than this pair of spam-headed tosspots ? ....

God ferkin' help us .. cos these two are totally incapable ...

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Oh how I wish that were fucking true!

Bring On The Revolution said...

It's the Brokeback Coalition indeed!!!

William Gruff said...

The lad is saying:  It's a common tactic of paedophiles to feign insouciance while furtively trying to grope a small boy's arse, Mr Clegg, but I'm not fooled, besides which I rather fancy that nice Mr Vague.

William Gruff said...

Pinky and Perky:

Captain Haddock said...

"Pinky and Perky" ...

More like Gert & Daisy .. (Yes, I know I'm showing my age now) .... ;) ;)

William Gruff said...

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