Why the fuck is that brain dead, talentless, overpaid, uncouth, Man Utd football player, Wayne Rooney ... headline news at the moment? From what I can see he hasn't 'saved the world' or committed mass murder, or any such shit, all Wayne Rooney has done is sign a new contract, for fucks sake. What the fuck is that all about? So the thick monkey boy look-a-likee can use a pen! Who the fuck cares? Aren't there more important things worthy of being breaking news than some half baked fuckwit, screwing the public for all the money they can get? We already have the banks doing that don't we.
Pikey cunt.
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A FUCKING THIRD DEGREE 90 minute BELLEND
They had the fans on R4 this morning wittering about this being an important story. The one time a spot of sneering would be justified, the presenter didn't do it; too busy trying to prove how down wid da public dey am, mon.
Get this fucking chimpanzee off my telly, radio, RSS feeds, spam - yes spam mail - in fact, off the planet.
Total waste of space, Rooney. I decided not to run a post on him.
and another faking thing they(the germans)have given jogi lowe a bundes verdients kreutz for winning fuck all and the manschaft got medalions presented by a fat old ugly east german lezzer
Eussr where losing is winning
RANT BRICKY RANT =-X
He wanted £200K A WEEK! About time SKY and the rest pulled out of football and it would get back to the right level. Cunts like Rooney would have to catch the bus to and from the game, have a fish and chip supper with his mate Alf 'Tough of the Track' Tupper and have to work Mon - Fri in a normal job. Pikey Cunt indeed!
and if you forgot your kit for pe you´d end up with massive shorts and verucca infested hobnail boots with a tight fitting rugby vest (from the lost and found danny Blanchflower corner) and that was only for basketball lessons :(
thats why chunky monkies and superstar fuckwits were never my thing :(
everytime paper goes to print the fuckers make a mockery of us
One week's wages would sort me out for life - not joking about that. :'(
Pikey, by the way, is derived from itinerant rogues and vagabonds who travelled the king's highway - the "Turnpike".
Now, where's my anorak.....! :-[
Have a good weekend all in GOTland! :)
Big deal. He signs up for a small part in Snow White this Xmas and the Press are dribbling.
And before you ask - it was indeed Dopey.
Probably signed his contract with a fuckin crayon, the sausage fingered, spud faced cunt.
<span>"Mon - Fri in a normal job. Pikey Cunt indeed!" Does that mean tarmaccing drive ways then? Yes I'd love to see that pikey cunt Rooney get that fuck ugly head of his kicked in good and proper! The fucking spoilt brat of a cunt!!!</span>
"So the thick monkey boy look-a-likee can use a pen! Who the fuck cares" ?
Don't you believe it Gotty .. it was most probably "ghost-signed" for him by an adult ...
Roo knee who? (sausage fingered spud faced cunt...wish I'd said that!!!)
Wayne who ? ...
Wayne fuckin' Kerr .. that's who ....
"My Little Pikey (tarmac not included)" < fucking priceless!
Have a good one yourself Gildas ;)
<span>"<span>sausage fingered, spud faced cunt" < Wayne Rooney's best points ;)
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I must admit I've never rated the Shreks pikey cunt of a cousin as a footballer at all; all he ever had was a bit of aggression that made him a liability. Can't stand the cunt, and now for definite I can't stand his fucking chav fucking slag wife either. Imagine, publicly being told your husband was shagging £1200 a night slags and then coming home to you; what kind of fucking pikey cunt must she be to have him back? I know I know, it's all about the money, but still, to make yourself look that much of a sad fucking chav cunt.....
I have it on good authority he has signed a new contract because his old one was almost up, which meant he would be able to basically fuck off from man u cunted and they would make nothing, that was also why he just coincidentally got an injury, it was a threat to the cunts of man u, mind you the manc cunts deserve fuckall anyway along with their Labour party cock sucking fucking mong of a manager. If he gets sold, my prediction within 18 months, he will be worth about £45 million, and he is in for 15% of that.
Signing back on is a win win for Rooney and Mancuntited, and fuck all to do with the fucking club or the soft cunts that support them. Mancuntited is skint BTW and need to sign him to sell him.
You waon't hear that on news, but it is the facts as told to me by a person more than just in the know.
I wonder if he actually realises he just comes across as a greedy cunt when he behaves like this?
Mind you, even if he does, I doubt he seriously cares.
Am sure I read somewhere that it takes the first 6,000 cunts through the turnstiles just to pay this wanker's 'wages'. 200 grand a week for what exactly? Probably works out around a grand each time he kicks the fucking ball.
That other crock, Owen has started bleating about his contract now.
I wish the whole fucking football 'industry' would flush down the crapper.
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