Saturday, 4 December 2010

Interlude




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42 comments:

Marion said...

What about CUNT?

Anonymous said...

and Twat, ye cant even spell yr own name wi that keyboard

banned said...

I fucking hate Scrabble

Captain Haddock said...

Oh .. I quite enjoy Scrabble .. Banned ..

Its Monopoly which bores the tits off me .. Lol

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

For a moment, I thought you were trying to tell us something....

What could it be?

Robertson said...

Keep Filing Comments Until I return To shift

Caratacus said...

Yerss - His Protuberance is somewhat more than usually opaque this day....

banned said...

Nah, fuck it.

Captain Haddock said...

I think Gotty is being a bit of a tease ..

By following the old adage of .. "always leave 'em wanting more" ..

Dazed-and-Confused said...

My feelings exactly, attempting to get to grips with operating system of this fucking Macbook.

Captain Haddock said...

I wonder if the old bugger has eloped with a nymphomanic, red-headed, show girl .. whose father owns a distillery ? ....

microdave said...

I thought Mac's were supposed to be SO easy to get to grips with?? At least that's what my well off sister and her offspring keep saying. Funny how she spent sometime this afternoon trying (unsucessfully) to get some pictures copied from an iPhone to her friends Mac. I sat within earshot listening to much discussion of different versions of this and that not being compatible.....

Ho hum!

Caratacus said...

I used to go out with that girl. Knew her father.... God I miss that man.

Bring On The Revolution said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335848/Wolverhampton-Council-spends-100k-telling-residents-use-slop-buckets.html

Just fuck the fucking fuck off and fucking die interfering bully boy Muzzie-luvvie, printing stupid left-wing pet project MMGW bollocks  all in ethnic fucking scribble languages multi-fucking-cultural, diversity-fucking-awareness State! Wolverhampton Council are nothing but utter Stasi Polis sate CUNTS!!!!

Captain Haddock said...

I know just what you mean "C" ..

A shag's a shag .. but a decent single malt .. Well .......  Lol

Captain Haddock said...

I think the good citizens of Wolverhampton ought to take up this scheme .. with the utmost vigour ..

The Council have obviously gone to a great deal of time, trouble and Council Taxpayers expense to explain just how to fill a slop-bucket .. but appear to have neglected to mention how, or where to empty one ..

Which leaves a rather nice little loop-hole for a bit of fun, just begging to be exploited ..

Householders & Restaurant owners should take their slop-buckets (preferrably as smelly & minging as they can possibly make them) to the Town Hall or Council Offices .. and should (in the absence of any other instructions) deposit the contents in the entrance hall(s) ..  :-D :-D :-D

Bring On The Revolution said...

What an excellent idea CH!!! I'd love to join in the fun and put one right over the head of the Chief Executive of that Council!!!!

Captain Haddock said...

When you chuck it BOTR .. remember to let go of the bucket too .. so that He/She gains maximun benefit .. 

Captain Haddock said...

They seek him here ..

They seek him there ..

They seek that Gotty everywhere ..

Is he in heaven ?

Is he in hell ?

Or is the poor old Bugger just unwell ?

Hope that's not the case Gotty, if it is .. Get Well soon mate ..

Your loyal fans look forward to the resumption of "normal service" ASAP .. now .. Digitum Extractum ... Lol

Granville said...

OK I give up now Gotty, I know when i'm beaten. Just a little sign to show you're alright will suffice.

Caratacus said...

Don't know why Captain but I thought I heard a distant voice break tremulously into song,

"Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton,
'Stead of sickbay feeling rotten..."

Do you think he's OK?

Captain Haddock said...

D'you know "C" ..

I thought I heard a faraway voice calling too ..

"Stand STILL, in the Rear Rank" !!!!! ... PMSL

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck it. An interlude is required. Gotty's keyboard has been hung up. It's tired and all twatted out, just like Gotty ...

Caratacus said...

We're a rotten load of sods. Poor Gotty tries to get a bit of R+R and all he gets is fuckin ear-ache.

This must be what happens when you build up a loyal following... :)

microdave said...

I guessed that things weren't too rosy in your garden, Gotty. Have a break and come back when you're not so tired & twatted out.

MD

Captain Haddock said...

I'm really sorry to hear that Gotty ..

Take it easy for a while mate .. and come back to us refreshed & in fine fettle ..

You will be much missed ..

tinks said...

Knell Gotty, this is a long interlude... are you Julian Assange?

BRICKBAT said...

hurry up and post or i´ll do an eminem on the pregnant wife >:o

FH said...

Anyone know if Gotty is OK?  Post if you do or if you read this Gotty, just say hi, so that we all know.
All the best

Bring On The Revolution said...

Yes hope all is ok Gotty, we miss reading your excellent posts!!!

Meanwhile this story makes me fucking angry as fuck, Just shoot the fucking Muzzie Arab cunt, I don't give a flying fuck about any "Diplomatic immunity" our utterly useless authorities might afford to the cunt, just give the fucking Arab Muzzie cunt a damn good kicking and see how he fucking likes it !
The only good Muzzie arab is a fucking dead Muzzie Arab!!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336796/Diplomats-son-Mohammed-Abou-Sabaa-battered-labrador-puppy-CCTV.html

dazzler said...

4chan......say no more

Joe Public said...

Maybe he needs a "Russian Researcher" to do the grafting for him. One who wears a short skirt, and leaves scented candles everywhere!

AnthonyS said...

"An interlude is required."


Know the feeling.

Heads on poles said...

You can only try and right the World's wrongs for so long.
Have a break and come back when you are ready - every post is welcomed and we're a patient bunch.
Take it easy.

Killemallletgodsortemout said...

Iain Dale's fucked off.

You can come out now!!

Bunni said...

HI Gotty!  I know how you feel.  It's good to take a break now and then.  I hope you are enjoying your hiatus.  I see all your many fans are keeping us entertained.

Esp. during the holiday season, there is so much to do.  And, people who don't like the holiday's much can get tired of all the endless cheer.  Say hi when you can, and stay away from kitteh's dressed as Santa.  ;)

Bunni said...

That piece of scum should be treated worse than he treated that poor doggie.
What a vile bum.  He should be then shot at sunrise and his sorry carcass used to feed hungry pigs, ala silence of the lambs.  >:o

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Gotty

I know how you feel. There are but a few of us concerned at what is happening in our nation. 

Should you decide to come back, it'll be a good day for us all. For no other reason than that your voice is a voice of sanity. 

Take care

CS

P.S: And what killemall said ;)

Bring On The Revolution said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339142/Iraqi-asylum-seeker-Aso-Mohammed-Ibrahim-let-girl-12-die-right-stay-UK.html

Why the fuck can't we just shoot the filthy stinking raghead murdering Muzzie immigrant cunt?
What about the human rights of that innocent little girl who's life this fucking disgusting piece of shit cut short?
And Cameron you useless fuckwit, you promised to get rid of the utterly hated Euro Human fucking rights act, but you fucking lied. You're every bit as much of a treasonous, treacherous traitor of a cunt as your utterly useless Muzzie-Luvvie diversity awarenes Marxist Liebore predecessors!
God this country is "run" by utter CUNTS!!!!!

killemallletgodsortemout said...

BOTR

Sounds like a prime candidate for......Is A Cunt

http://docklad.blogspot.com/ said...

NIce chatting gotty. keep in touch

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