Apparently this pair of 'five-a-day' dodging, socially retarded, bad tempered, media inept, sexually deviant, miserable jockanese twats are thought to have been separated at birth.
Can't say I'm surprised.
Incidentally, we're still not allowed to even discuss that super injunction nonsense. Perhaps it'll all come out into the open once the Ryder Cup is over. Especially if we lose.
Just saying ;-)