I've been 'inadequately' slow in my response to Andrew Marr's childish attack on bloggers mainly because I preferred to spend time squeezing blackheads in the bathroom rather than follow my mother's instructions, yesterday, to tidy up the mess in my bedroom. Her response to my disobedience was, of course, to lock the basement door and hide the key thus depriving me of that all important internet access. I eventually found the key, 24 hours later in the chest freezer, in amongst the chicken nuggets and the IcePops whilst mum had popped out to Millets to buy a replacement for my somewhat aged and rather seedy looking anorak.
Hurrah!
I'm back in the basement, back in amongst the booze and back on line.
Leaving aside the Andrew Marr view on bloggers' general appearance (I mean we can't all have the good looks of a well honed Adonis can we Andy) what's all that about us being 'citizen journalists'. I can't speak for anyone else but I am not, nor ever wish to be, a journalist. I prefer the freedom of speech and independent voice which blogging can afford me, not the hands-tied-behind-the-back Westminster village, lefty lickspittle, propaganda that you're so keen on.
I could go on but, due to my aforementioned tardiness, other right thinking bloggers, and the well balanced views of their commentors, have more than adequately covered Marxist Marr and his derision of the blogosphere.
If you have a few minutes to spare, I've picked out three blog posts on the subject which are well worth a read .... including all the comments:
Finally, before I jog off to pay for that hairpiece I won on EBay, I have to say that I appear to have done rather well by getting through this post without ranting, swearing, or mentioning a super injunction which is alleged to involve a BBC presenter and someone who has a vague resemblance to Felicity Kendall.
How about that then Andy?
You jug eared cunt.
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I'm too drunk to pass comment. But ta for the link *hic*.
;)
Thanks for the link, by the way. As it happens, I was highly tempted to finish my post on Andy Marr with the words "fuck off, you jug-eared cunt". The alternative was to post a thread called "Let's all abuse Andrew Marr". A side of me wishes I had, frankly. The jug-eared cunt.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to bed. Mummy says it's past my bedtime.
I think this is rich coming from a second rate leftie hack who only got his own show on a Sunday morning because David Frost retired.
Frankly, Marzy, I feel the same way about you as I do about the Pope's view on contraception - namely, if you don't play the game then don't make the rules. If you are that fucking clever then start your own blog, leave the comments unmoderated and see how long you last...
Christ this fucker is as annoying as fibreglass down my Japs eye.
Chiming in with half educated, left wing digs - BBC through and through - enough to put me off my Sunday morning Hogs pudding.
Good to see you back Gotty - clearly Mumbai Mick understood your comment and did his best to get you back online - after pissing in the Commonwealth games swimming pool of course .......
Thanks for the linky lerv, Grumps.
I think this cunt should be nominated for ...Is A Cunt.
Because he is a cunt.
A jug-eared cunt.
A jug-eared cunt that...no, I'm not going there again.
CR.
Followed your Wiki Link on him, which is quite up to date.
"Marr spoke at the Cheltenham Literary Festival on 10 October 2010 about political blogging. He claimed that "[a] lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people."[17]
Whilst they may not have been angry then, they are now."
Reminds me of the old disney song ..
The first line went something like this.
Well I thought i'd just about seen everything, till I seen an Elephant fly.
Nah, Dumbo, wasn't a marxist.
Andrew Fuckwit Marr........Another of those muzzie lovvie Marxist Socialist Gaurdianista Liebore Leftie cunts that ougfht to be put a against a wall and SHOT!!!!
And I see that the London 7/7 enquiry has begun today....One thing is absolutely certain, sure as night follows day is that it will be a complete total and utter whitewash, as the Muzzie lovvie leftie political establishment stooges presiding over this utter farce of an enquiry are all the same blinkered, blinded, brainwashed multi-fucking-cultural/diversity fucking awareness cunts that WILL NOT open their eyes to the truth that because of their open-door immigration policies OUR country is being completely colonised by those filthy stinking raghead Muzzie mass-murdering terrorist cunts. And for as long as Britain is infested with these Muzzie cunts, there WILL be another series of bombings, it is ONLY a matter of time.
The plain and simple truth is that the ONLY way to stop any future bombings is to totally exterminate the fucking lot of these muzzie cunts and make the practising of Is-fucking-lam a criminal offence punishable by death. ONLY then will we rid OUR country of this evil cancerous scourge that is Is-fucking-lam!!!
Cunting has been duly dealt with Captain.
7/7 was an inside job but jug eared hack Andrew Marr won't be investigating that, the cunt.
Anyone know how to fuck about with wiki entries?
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Andrew_Marr_angers_bloggers,_describing_them_as_'inadequate,_pimpled_and_single'?dpl_id=212445
I am amazed GOT is it the new anorak affecting your swear gland or the off loading of pimple juice producing a (briefly)new and less abusive character. I had to read and re-read the post wondering if there was a guest poster behind the scenes attempting to ruin your rep!
..but then I saw at the end that you were still there and ready to launch a quick 'cunt' at the cunt and breathed a sigh of relief, for indeed the cunt is a cunt and there isn't much more you can say other than 'Marr you jug eared cunt'
excellent cunting post and the cunting picture of the cunt nearly made me cunting well kick the dog as the cunt is so fucking ugly and wasn't available to cunting well be kicked, the cunt!
Was out for a pint last nite and seen the cunt himself.
Marr really should control his ejaculations ... it would be miles better for him.
Yes, otherwise there might be child support to pay to buy barbie dolls and ALICE in wonderland books required. It is always MILES cheaper to control it.
<span>I wonder how this rant from Marr sits with the BBC obsession with avoiding stereotyping. So instead of angry bloggers (has he ever asked why political bloggers are so angry?) What would have happened if he had said 'feminists','anti-hunt protesters, 'environmental activists', 'climate change protesters','anti racist protesters', 'Mohammedan protest groups' etc
Marr has indulged in simple abuse based on a prejudice; I imagine the leftist firebrands of the union movement in the good old days were just as angry, single inadequate etc. I think the BBC leftists simply hate the fact that the blogsphere allows those whose opinions have been ignored to at least whine a bit on line.
Just for the record I am quite sober, I am not socially inadequate, I have no spots, I do not live in my mothers basement etc. I consider myself an average person who simply feels disenfranchised and silenced by a left lib orthodoxy imposed by modern puritans who will brook no dissenting voices. Marr continues the behaviour of the trendy lefties at University who used to get really upset when anyone who wasn't a marxist dared to speak</span>
Fuck me! So that's what Marr looks like without make-up. Frightening!
"<span>What would have happened if he had said 'feminists','anti-hunt protesters, 'environmental activists', 'climate change protesters','anti racist protesters', 'Mohammedan protest groups' etc" - all hell would have broken loose, that's what! Fuck me! I thought that Marr and his BBC lefty fuckwits were all in favour of sucking the cock of minority groups? As it suits them then I guess.</span>
Little Ellie Marr must be what ... six years old by now. Bet she needs new shoes and everything ;)
Apologies for the lack of expletives ... normal service has now been resumed ;)
I know someone that can fuck with Wiki entries but am unable to divulge my sources. I'm sure he might have a dabble if he's in the right mood though ;)
"<span>I was highly tempted to finish my post on Andy Marr with the words "fuck off, you jug-eared cunt" - No worries that's what friends are for </span><span> ;) </span>
Marr ... a blog .... with unmoderated comments? Fuck me! I won't hold my breath ;)
"<span>as annoying as fibreglass down my Japs eye" A most excellent description of Marr and I bet you're not even pissed </span><span> ;) </span>
An excellent and well deserved nomination, chaps!
Journalists! Just mouth pieces for the politicians they happen to support. What use is that to anyone? Look at Kevin McGuire,what is the point of him?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319989/Riddle-TV-star-paying-love-child-isnt-Married-man-got-injunction-affair-quiet.html
Whoops! Imagine the position of someone who had got injunctions and everyfink, and paid child maintenance and then questions were raised about who exactly was the daddy.
For reasons which have not yet become clear (there is only a range of four, but we don't know which one it is) a paternity test was ordered and....the child is not his.
He'd have been better off telling her to publish and be damned years ago.
Feel desperately sorry for the nipper though; it's not like they had any choice in being involved with this lot.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319989/Riddle-TV-star-paying-love-child-isnt-Married-man-got-injunction-affair-quiet.html
I'd rather live at home and masturbate than mount that ugly cunt to whom he's married.
He should be in pornos if he can get hard with that she beast anywhere near him.
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