If there's one thing that really pisses me off it's spending hours carefully crafting one of my Gottish images, in photoshop, only to discover that there are odd blemishes on it and then having to spend more time fannying around trying to remove the annoying little snots ...... only to discover they are actually pieces of crap on my computer screen.
Worse than that, no fucking thanks to Grandad, I have now realised that the aforementioned works of art are also being blighted by random effluvia stuck to the screens of anybody viewing them on my blog.So..... I refuse to publish any more of my world renowned, creatively witty and incisive images until you dirty fuckers have ensured that your computer screens are totally free from crud.
Please CLICK HERE NOW to get them thoroughly cleaned.
I thank you.
41 comments:
Ooooh .. yer lickle tealeaf ....... ;) :-D :-D :-D 8-)
This is the one you need Gotty.........
http://www.angelfire.com/folk/marcoola/boobs.swf
Fuck you - I've got this bug on my computer now.....
Unashamedly so too ;)
Oh yes! Having followed your most excellent link I will be able to guarantee nipple sharp graphics from now on ;)
Aaaarrgh! Everytime I try to airbrush it out, it keeps fucking moving. Nightmare!
Fucking hell goty after seeing that it makes me want to drag my arse around carpet,lick my ballbag and kill the nieghbours cat! :-D
.... and don't forget to hump that frisky bitch from over the road while you're at it ;)
Keep getting a 404 Error message for that link JP .... :'(
Sounds about right BB
If you can't eat it, can't drink it or can't hump it ..
Just piss on it & saunter away ... :-D :-D
Still ok at my end Cap'n .... so to speak ;)
Reminds me of a kid I used to go to school with. Those school bus windows didn't arf have a seein' to. Grammar school too - he's probably an MP now.
Fuck yeah! Retardation seems to be a prerequisite for being an MP these days. PLus a penchant for being a money grabber, of course ;)
"Just piss on it ... "
LoL ;)
I'll second that...
You know the one captain "If it smells lick it till it does´nt"! :-P :-P
Maybe you're not old enough to view mildly-adult gifs Cap'n?
Maybe you could ask for permission to lower your viewing threshold.
... and I'll have it away on it's toes ;)
Yeah! Come on down to our level Cap'n, the view is stunning ;)
When you talked about annoying little snots, I trust you were not referring to me or to your good self?
Actually, I thought I did quite a good job today on Liam Fox, he says modestly...
Nah, just snotty bits of snot.
Your 'Fox fucked by a trident' pic , is indeed a most excellent one ;)
failed link?
I'm still keeping abreast of things at Gotty Towers mate, without out any problems ;) Perhaps they're just a bit overloaded?
fnarr, fnarr
That pup is a very hard worker! All our screens should be clean now.
Reminds me of a girl I used to know. She wasnt very pretty, but she was very popular! :-[
That link doesn't work for me either Gotty, but I think I know what it is.
Can't find Dioclese's blog either
I used a graphic very, very similar to this one a few years ago on a forum under an old name of mine. I had to stop using it eventually because some window-lickers were complaining about it - they seemed to think something was wrong with their computer screens. Idiots.
I couldn't resist but send a link in an email to the missus about that. She absolutely loves pugs...
That's humourless window lickers for you ;)
I certainly hope so ;)
I presume that was for a couple of reasons ;)
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Never let it be said that Gotty can't be a little 'aah bless' from time to time ;)
You've cheered me up no end JP, Ta muchly ...
I'm just waiting for someone in Morrison's to query my age before buying alcohol .. that would really make my day ... =-O :-D :-D :-D
Or a High Court Judge .... :-P :-P >:o :-D
Snot?
I daren't ask what Gordon Brown's computer is like. If he's been writing 10,000 words per day on his book, as Guido Fawkes keeps telling us he has, then Gordon's keyboard is going to be covered in shades of lumpy green.
Talking of annoying little snots...
That's fucking right!
Ugh! ..... Barf!
If I ever had a shop I'd be getting one of those signs made up quick smart!
I thought you'd like it!
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