Sunday, 8 August 2010

Cameron Bottles It


David Cameron had the chance to save £59 million by cutting something from the budget that nobody really needs any longer. Anne Milton and David Willets kindly held the door wide open for Cameron, so  all he had to do was to step right in and do the business ...... but he completely bottled it.

Semi skilled Cameron. Not a lotta bottle 'til the cows come home.


Oh, and ... err .... talking of milk .....


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21 comments:

Conan the Librarian said...

I'm afraid I disagree Gotty. There are too many toddlers out there who live on crisps and cola with the occasional methadone nightcap to shut them up.

http://www.ukwirednews.com/news.php/65661-Woman-jailed-for-giving-baby-methadone-soaked-dummy

Caratacus said...

Milk - overrated as food.

Name one animal in the wild that continues to suckle after weaning age. The stuff is a an unnatural food and only continues to be sold because of 'clever' marketing. Our guts are not designed to deal with the stuff.

What the fuck was the first man who decided to have a drink from a cow's tit thinking of? (On his back, eyes shut, murmering "One at a time boys, one at a time". Perhaps an ancestor of the current crop of MPs).

Conan the Librarian said...

My guts have managed for five decades:¬)
After Belgian beer, Malt whisky and more Belgian beer, milk is my favourite drink.
I would much rather see my grandchildren sucking down milk than those horrible watered down syrups with lovely trade names.

Caratacus said...

Accept fully your point of view old horse (esp. Belgian beer - any bloody beer - and malt whisky) but would respectfully ask how the old sinuses are these days? Or whether you fart like a horse in the mornings? I did until I gave up milk and other dairy foods. Quite miss it now, and my brothers laugh like cavaliers at my pathetic attempts to match their manly flatulence.

Conan the Librarian said...

As I said, milk is my third or fourth favourite tipple.

As I avoid coke, my sinuses are fine thankyou :) (sniff)

sadbutmadlad said...

Not a lot of people know this. Europeans have evolved to digest milk. The Chinese haven't.

If you have such reactions after drinking milk, then you have an intolerance to diary products. That's your personal problem which should not dictate what thousands of young kids drink.

Ampers said...

To be fair, Gotty - you would have said something similar when Margaret Thatcher first got in as PM when she backed down to the minders. In other words, might Cameron be thinking that now is not the time?

Not saying this is right, just that it might be that he wants to avoid giving Labour a platform in the news whilst their leadership campaign is running... out of steam.

Ampers.

Nicolalala in La La Land said...

Why is the State responsible for my kids' health?
It's not. That's MY job.
I buy my own milk, and yes, I even encourage my angelic little buggers to drink it!

Anonymous said...

> There are too many toddlers out there who live on crisps and cola with the occasional methadone nightcap to shut them up.

Not my problem. Anything that helps cull the over-fecund underclass gets my vote.

Dioclese said...

Stick her on the milk adverts and I'll definitely order an extra pinta...

Mr Civil Libertarian said...

Well, since you're obviously such an expert, why not try the "Man milk or moo milk" quiz?
http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/

And when're the blog twats results going to be released?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Best bit of the quiz was the music. ;)

Blog Twat Poll results will still be published as per the original info. i.e. when I can be fucking arsed!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I'd rather stick her somewhere else ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

It's a shame that more parents don't share the same responsible attitude as you ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hmmm, interesting angle ... guess we'll wait and see then ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Agree about that processed shit that the marketing mongs try and foist upon the kids but surely the parents shouldn't be quite so submissive.

I used to drink gallons of milk as a teenager but these days I can't stand the stuff. Except for putting a little on my mini shreddies of a morning ;)

BRICKBAT said...

Bricky again hit y-tube Unigate & frank muir and larf?
That was just after maggie nicked our school milk in 73 ?
Watchout theres a humphrey about! :-D

BRICKBAT said...

That ad epitomises to me, Cunts wanting to dip thier bread in my gravy?

Bring On The Revolution said...

And I bet the utterly fucking useless muzzie-loving left-wing Lib Lab Con establishment cunts will also supply "free" Halal meals to all the fucking immigrant kids as well courtesy of the mug British taxpayer, "Protected" from cuts of course! Cunts the fucking lot of 'em!

Caratacus said...

I'm shocked Gotty. With all the effing and blinding that goes on here I would have thought you ate your shreddies raw in the morning. Then the packet. And the bloody spoon. :)

Ranter said...

Cameron = CUNT!