If you thought that the Nazi’s had been defeated, the Gestapo consigned to history and their bastard love children the Stasi had been disbanded, then fucking well think again. Like oxygen choking weeds, the spores of these poisonous arsewipes have drifted on the wind and done what Adolf Hitler couldn’t do. They've crossed the channel and settled amongst us.
In Sandwell, West Midlands.
The spectacularly incompetent Sandwell Metropolitan Stasi Council has decided that in view of the fact that it was rated by DEFRA as one of the three “poor” councils for keeping its streets clean in 2008, it will terrorise its citizens with the use of BrownShirt style “Enforcement Officers” who are hell bent on issuing fines for petty littering “offences” ..... such as the case of the woman and child feeding the ducks in the wrong part of the park, or the woman whose tissue was blown away in the wind. (I shit you not)
fucking outrage wheeze from these cut price BrownShirt shit stains, has been to issue a fixed penalty notice to pensioner Sheila Martin. Her “crime” was to drop fag ash at a bus stop (what the fuck); a bus was on the way, and the retired 70 year old widow wanted to save the rest of her ciggie. She can’t afford to buy them very often on her pension (are you listening, Tony Blair, you greedy, pensioned up to the fucking false smile, two faced bastard?) so she “nibbed off” the fag ash at the end, and popped the ciggie in her bag.
Quick as a flash she was zapped by the vigilant Gauleiter and presented with paperwork for a £75 fine for littering which, of course, she can ill afford. Now she faces a £2,500 fine for refusing to pay.
Fucking nit picking Stasi bastards!
Fortunately, a campaign is up and running to fight the prosecution, with some legal support pledged already. In the meantime, may I suggest that since the incompetent fuckwit of a Stasi Cuntcil Leader, is intent on turning this part of England into a concentration camp, he make a fucking start in sorting out their £16 million deficit by sacking the petty minded little shit who issued the fucking fine and then fuck the fucking fuck off to North Korea ...... to play Frisbee with some dirty great fuck off land mines?
Just a thought.
Incidentally, why do you think that the same Stasi Street Wardens turned a blind eye to people parking on the pavement, forcing pedestrians to walk in the road, whilst employees of a business smoked cannabis (probably dropping ash on to the pavement at the same time) and also supplying cannabis to youngsters who visited the same premises?
Well, it's fucking obvious isn't it.
They got free chips from the owner, Mohammed Mahmood.
Hypocritical Stasi cunts.
Additional material supplied by our Highways and Byeways Correspondent, Randy Hack.