Tuesday 24 August 2010

Sam Cam Baby +++ Photo Exclusive +++

Congratulations! Samantha Cameron has given birth to a beautiful ickle baby girl. Mother and baby are doing fine and a name has already been chosen .... apparently it's going to be called Nicola. On closer inspection of this exclusive photograph, obtained only hours after the birth, you can maybe see why.

Looks kinda familiar dontcha think .....




+++ UPDATE +++
The latest news from Truro Hospital is that 6lb 1oz baby Nicola was delivered by Cleggarian Section and Samantha has definitely decided against breast feeding. However, David has already agreed to spoon feed it and then wipe it's arse every five minutes.


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15 comments:

Billy Blofeld said...

I thought they were going to go for the name Ivana.  

Bring On The Revolution said...

So as the utterly useless treasonous, treacherous traitor politicians have sold Britain out to the muzzie colonising cunts, will baby Nicola have to wear a full body burqua as she is a girl?? And also only allowed muzzie dolls as shown on G.O.T only a few day ago??

Captain Haddock said...

I'm rather more concerned that .. 'err'll 'ave a Janner accent, my 'andsome .. ;)

Gildas said...

Excellent! 

Captain Haddock said...

The sprog won't require breast feeding .. she'll be on pints of "lemon tops" & Ivor Dewdney's pasties before you can say "Oggie, Oggie,Oggie" ... :)   :)

Caratacus said...

Can't wait to hear that Captain. In a few years she will be leading some poor buck a merry dance, "'ee kin put'n in, and 'ee kin werk'n, but don' 'ee squirt'n".

Bring On The Revolution said...

She'll get a bit fat eating all those cream teas!!!

Captain Haddock said...

Not too struck on the name Nicola .. it always reminds me of that Victoria Wood song ..

"Oh dear, what can the matter be ? 
Tracy Clegg and Nicola Battersby" .. etc ...  :)

I do however think that the names Margaret Hilda have a rather nice ring to them ...  ;)

LOL said...

Dave will probably give it an islamic name,as to not upset the muslims or something?

BRICKBAT said...

"get i a wite litenin and you can trash moi ass" and a thousand years of expierience of skinning matelots alive and leaving them with just a sock and a packet of blue liners as they sail off?

microdave said...

And once he's wiped her arse he will throw the Sh1t over us - after all we're pretty used to it.......

Angry Exile said...

:-D Larf of the day

Gildas said...

Kylie Taylor Gaga Cameron? :-E  

Captain Haddock said...

I see that the Cameron's have decided to name their new daughter Florence Rose Endellion ..

Florence .. which will no doubt get shortened to "Florrie" ..

Florrie Cameron .. sounds a bit like a sunken oil tanker to me ...  ;)   ;)

BRICKBAT said...

SWEET FANNY ADAMS
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