Sunday 17 October 2010

This Is A Joke Right?

Surely this bloke Mitch Benn has got to be shitting me. Hasn't he?

"I'm happy to announce I'm proud of the BBC", he says.
He's even made a video about it and you can download the single on iTunes and everything .... he says.

What the fuck!  Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely ....



Yeah ... he's just taking the piss. He must be. I mean, who in their right mind would also go to all the trouble of  producing a T-shirt to go with it. You know, one like this, which you'd spend  money designing and producing, in the hope that you can sell shit loads of them and make a tidy profit .....


Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely. I mean no-one is ever going to buy one of those fuckers, are they. It'd be fucking pointless to even think of making them. Wouldn't it.

Hmmm .... please tell me this a joke.


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46 comments:

microdave said...

<span>Nicked this from Crapedia: 
 
He features on BBC Radio 4 where he has been a regular contributor to The Now Show since 1999, and BBC Radio 2's It's Been a Bad Week (since 2000). He is also an occasional contributor to Jammin'  on BBC Radio 2. In 2004 he created his own aptly named series, Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music on Radio 4, featuring Robin Ince and Alfie Joey; this has now run to three series. In 2005 he started a series for BBC7 called The Mitch Benn Music Show where he plays records of comic songs and invites musical comedians into the studio to perform. He took a small role as Pseudopodic Creature in the Quintessential Phase of Radio 4's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in 2005. He regularly appears on BBC Radio 2's Steve Wright Show as the voice of Elvis in the "Ask Elvis" feature. 
 
On television Mitch Benn is currently (September 2009) appearing on a semi-regular basis on BBC One's consumer affairs programme Watchdog. 
 
Oh, and he's a Scouser, so might reasonably be expected to have left wing sympathies...</span>

A good choice for nominating at IsACunt?

Nick Heath said...

That's it. I'm leaving.

Dave said...

Not a wind up att all he is looking after his own patch as best he can. Where else would he get work as described in the previous post.? Many left leaning luvvies have a vested interest in preserving the BBC. more of this to come I'm sure. Pure self interest.

Dave said...

PS. Look at the fawning comments on youtube. Is it modded or have the beeboids been busy with their keyboards?

Heads on poles said...

The BBC (that is, you and I) put bread on this mans table - what the fuck do you think he is going to say - the truth?
I trust there will be cunting?

Bring On The Revolution said...

The sooner those leftie multicultural diversity fucking awareness muzzie-luvvie cunts of Brown's Brainwashing Channel BBfuckingC are got fucking rid of the fucking better!!!


And here is another story that makes me fucking angry as fuck...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1321200/Labour-expense-cheat-peers-facing-Lords-ban.html
JUST SHOOT THE THE FUCKING THIEVING MUZZIE PAKI CUNT!!!!

GildasTheMonk said...

I have no problems with saying that the BBC has produced, and continues to produce some great stuff; I, Claudius or Tinker Tailor in the past. I happen to enjoy the 5Live football coverage, for example, but I can see why others don't. But what really fucks me off is the pay of a host of management, consultants, management, consultants, head of message, head of PR, Head of Stress Related Diseases about working, Director General of being a Cunt etc etc who earn money and retire on pensions which would make a city banker look like a Big Issue seller.
Oh, and spending £6 million quid on Jonathan Ross. Who is a Cunt, but fitted in, until he fucked up.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hey Gildas ... I think your last comment may have ended up in the Blogger comment system instead of this one. You may want to try entering it again here. Apologies but I'm having a few teething problems after the re-vamp.

Captain Haddock said...

No doubt some brain-stem-dead fuckwit will buy one of these shitty T-shirts ..

Bet they're already on sale in the BBC shop ..

If I had cash to waste .. I'd buy one just to wipe my arse on ..

Ranter said...

He is a well fed BBC supported cunt.  That said, marvellous stuff from ze Fazerlends Chancellor...multiculturalism isn't working.  I guess that's Turkeys bid for EU membership blown out of the water, the cunts would only end up in the UK anyway, despite the bollocks rhetoric from IDS.

Gildas said...

Thanks GOT
It may all be to do with the new Raccoon themed site as well...
... 

BRICKBAT said...

BIG PROBLEM IS 95 % of the shite he´s piping off is gone ;o((
Fat lefty twat
Wheres the new bollocks? that was a strip down of an old dog licking his old sweaty knackers in the sun!
i was waiting for englands got a new queen cunt

MTG said...

ANOTHER GOOD POLICE BLUNDER LAUGH. INSPECTOR GADGET ANNOUNCES HIS EMPLOYER:

‘For the first time, they will be given lists of sex offenders living on their patch so they can monitor them on a daily basis’.
‘And their radios will be fitted with global positioning systems so control rooms will know exactly where they are’.
We have been doing this in WILTSHIRE for years.
It’s just the old ‘beat crime unit’ model with a new name.
All pointless when the Courts won’t send anyone down and ‘detections’ will soon suffer and they’ll all scuttle back to the offices to sort it out.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Thanks for the info MD. Yep! He's got a vested interest alright. He's obviously in full on BBC cock sucking mode in attempt to waste even more BBC licence fee money. I bet they even stumped up the cash to get this twattish load of shite off the ground.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Best we get over there then to test it out. Bias BBC site has now picked this up and I know they are heading over there too. Nice ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span> SHOOT THE THE FUCKING THIEVING MUZZIE PAKI CUNT" < Yep, that should stop the fucker doing it again ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

Cheers Gildas ... we do have small issue here at the moment so perhaps it's six-of-one etc. Hope the new site is going well. I must pop over and take another look ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>If I had cash to waste .. I'd buy one just to wipe my arse on .." , and then set fire to it and chuck into BBC TV Centre ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

Ironic it should be the Germans but welcome all the same. It's about time someone said how it really is. Are you listening Cleggeron? No, thought not. Too fucking busy organising yer xmas Turkey. Bastards!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>That was a strip down of an old dog licking his old sweaty knackers in the sun" < Quote of the day!
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>INSPECTOR GADGET ANNOUNCES HIS EMPLOYER" < A typical plod fuckwit fail then. Doesn't engage brain before opening mouth (or in this case tapping keys) ;)
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thespecialone said...

<span>You mean Inspector Gadget who has previously served in the army including in N. Ireland.  Just like 1000s of other police officers who are ex-armed forces.  Thought you were on the side of the armed forces.</span>

Not only that, IG writes about the fuckwittery of the government of the day and senior management of his particular public sector.  Aren't you anti these organisations too? So somebody on the inside is willing to tell it how it is (just like you) and you are slagging him off!  People like him and Frank Chalk and others have to blog anonymously as in their particular professions they cannot speak out against the madness or else they will be sacked.  Remember that teacher who lost her job for speaking at the Tory conference because she wasn't 'on message'?

Bring On The Revolution said...

<span>"<span>If I had cash to waste .. I'd buy one just to wipe my arse on .."  Absolutely spot on CH, that's all the BBC leftie cunts are......a bunch of parasitic arse wipes!!!!</span></span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Well of course I support the armed forces and the principles you mention but, in this instance, it's hardly clever for him to divulge his location. How's that going to help protect his employment? All I did was compare that to a typical plod fail. Just that, nothing more.

MTG said...

Gadget rabble are now turning up to plead for their own skins, not for Gadget's!

Modestly naming himself as thespecialone, this piece of garbage is high on the list of anonymous policemen for identification. That process moved significantly forward this evening. Gadget rabble include some of the worst in service, systematically abusing citizens on line whilst boasting of their criminality. "I am the law. I can do what I want".

Let us haul criminals in uniform who sought perfection in citizens, before justice themselves.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

How exciting! G.O.T. has a visit from an undercover cop! Best not give away my location then,eh. I kind of thought it might be 'himself' from the way it was worded - (if that's what your implying). ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Hey Caratacus .... how about the 'fucking loved it' button? It was you that wanted one, wasn't it ;)

Caratacus said...

Guilty as charged Gotty! Fucking love the 'fucking loved it' button. But I must have pressed it a bit hard - it's gorn this morning.....

Caratacus said...

I am a silly old cunt, looking at the wrong bit. (Been up since 04.30, should have stayed where I was).

Captain Haddock said...

Yeah .. and you can bet a penny to a pinch of shit that the Krauts will start turning immigrants (illegal or otherwise) away in their hundreds ..

Guess where they'll all be heading for ? ..

You got it .... We get stitched-up & shat on yet again ... :(

Captain Haddock said...

Yeah .. and you can bet a penny to a pinch of shit that the Krauts will start turning immigrants (illegal or otherwise) away in their hundreds ..

Guess where they'll all be heading for ? ..

You got it .... We get stitched-up & shat on yet again ... :(

thespecialone said...

Completely off topic GOT but on my PC the background to your blog has suddenly turned white from black.  Have I missed a post of yours explaining this or is my PC incorrectly set or knackered?

thespecialone said...

MTG - You know nothing about me. For your information I also did 28 years in the armed forces.  Nice to know actually what you think of the armed forces because on another blog you put and I quote 'Im fairly sure that donning either uniform merely demonstrates a capacity to dress oneself'.  So what you are saying is that the service personnel currently in Afghanistan is 'merely a demonstration of a capacity to dress oneself'.

anonymous said...

Mitch Benn's one of the claque of 'right on' 'comedians' who infest BBC Radio4.

One would have thought that a change of government might have quietened them a bit, but like a supertanker, the BBC takes a long time to turn around...

Elby The Berserk said...

@microdave

So another talentless cunt with a job for life at the BBC.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

This begs a t-shirt with the truth emblazoned all over it.  Selling at all the best blog sites...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

This begs a t-shirt with the truth emblazoned all over it.  Selling at all the best blog sites...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

This begs a t-shirt with the truth emblazoned all over it.  Selling at all the best blog sites...

microdave said...

You get a discount for packs of three!!!

AnthonyS said...

Speaking of YouTube comments... WTF is this BBC loving gimp smoking?

"tthehippychippy
12 hours ago 11
ok... god knows what some of you are on, and to be honest i dont want to know because all i want to say is I am PROUD of the bbc, i dont have a tv but i buy a licence anyway because i know i get amazing content via the internet and the radio and really wouldn't want to be with out it. thanks Mitch for vocalising what an awfull lot of the country feels
"

IsACunt nomination material.

Houdini said...

You sound like Cuntcillor Terry Kelly when he starts ranting how a contributor is exploiting this or that group. What a cunt you sound.

I am ex-forces too and don't feel the need to squeal and beat my breast about it. So shut the fuck up you poncy cunt.

Houdini said...

Forget the lefty angle, which is obvious. Forget the bias inherent in someone who gets most of his employment from the organisation he is wanking over. Forget even the fact that most of the programmes he is so proud of are indeed great.

Think on that at current levels the BBC has spent, since say 1960, the equivalent of £200billion of <span>YOUR FUCKING MONEY</span> making these programmes, or some of them. Many aren't BBC productions but are made by outside companies.

So what is there to be proud of that the richest TV company in the world makes a few good programmes over a 50 year period and charges you for the making of them whwther you like it or not?

Cunts all.

BRICKBAT said...

I can remember meeting little bearded chubby mongs like that fat cunt and claiming to be musicians and funny  on the reeperbahn, fucking scroungers trying to make it big and when the fucksticks want a pint they pull out the hurdy gurdy dream machine and in a pub called the london bar (if i was a cockney i would sue the cunts)useless NEVER WORKED AND NEVER WILLcunts 
TWO BOB POPSTARS FUCKING EM

BRICKBAT said...

FUCK i meant

AnthonyS said...

BBC licence fee frozen at £145.50 for six years:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/oct/19/bbc-licence-fee-frozen

Reading the comments section of the article, the Beeboids are not happy to say the least. This is a deep wound for the BBC, and deserves *PLENTY* of salt and vinegar to be poured in.  8-)


Further fun can be had with these idiots on the BBC-infested DigitalSpy forum too:
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1371463

Anonymous said...

Mitch Benn is a cunt