The other day I needed to go to the doctors. The thought of having to sit there waiting for four hours was doing my twatting head in. So ...... I put on my old army fatigues and stuck a badge onto the front of my shirt, one which I had downloaded from the internet.
When I arrived at the doctors, I noticed that four of the people immediately got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. That cut at least three hours off my waiting time.
I also found it helped to cut the queue at the benefit office too.
The badge saved me five hours there.
Three minutes after entering the launderette I had my choice of any machine, even though they were all being used when I walked in.
A word of warning though.... don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole fucking crew got up and left and l never got my order.
CLICK HERE if you'd like a copy of my badge and feel free to use it the next time you can't be fucked to wait in a queue ;-)
Meanwhile I see McDonald's, in conjunction with Stonewall, are now doing a gayer version of the Quarter Pounder. Presumably you'll still able to 'go large' and have cheese with it .....
Thanks to Ampers for the badge story