The other day I needed to go to the doctors. The thought of having to sit there waiting for four hours was doing my twatting head in. So ...... I put on my old army fatigues and stuck a badge onto the front of my shirt, one which I had downloaded from the internet.
When I arrived at the doctors, I noticed that four of the people immediately got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. That cut at least three hours off my waiting time.
I also found it helped to cut the queue at the benefit office too.
The badge saved me five hours there.
Three minutes after entering the launderette I had my choice of any machine, even though they were all being used when I walked in.
A word of warning though.... don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole fucking crew got up and left and l never got my order.
CLICK HERE if you'd like a copy of my badge and feel free to use it the next time you can't be fucked to wait in a queue ;-)
Meanwhile I see McDonald's, in conjunction with Stonewall, are now doing a gayer version of the Quarter Pounder. Presumably you'll still able to 'go large' and have cheese with it .....
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Mean while, in the deep dark South....
That's a good One, Got. Next time I have a bus pass fired up, I need to go to the army/navy surplus store and get me some fatigues, or just look around on the net for a good deal. If I get a badge with ICE on it, Shitcago will empty out of at least 10 million people. :-$
I hope your Dr. visit wasn't for something serious or painful and that you have a nice weekend. 8-)
Like it Gotty .. nice one .... :-D :-D :-D
Clever!
Remember, if you want to be sure you're enjoying a nice bit of Angus to separate the buns first.
PMSL!
Mind you it'd be no good for me .... I like my steak medium rare, not well done ;)
I'm fine Bunnikins, well, apart from the grumpiness thing of course. Have a great weekend yerself and stay cool (oo-er) ;)
Cheers Cap'n, I love a bit of Friday fun!
Whoa! Overshare alert!
LoL ;)
Mmmmmm, yum. Makes you want to go gay.
Once you've eaten your steak (however you like it) you may need some of this:
Brilliant!
as in funny not as in I'll be using it ;)
Ey up! Steady on James, let's not be too hasty, eh ;)
Anyway the fat poof has already been there, done that and worn the .....
Outstanding GOT! Had a damn good laugh at that one.
Is that Chic Murray in your banner?
Cheers Craig!
No, it's not a pic of Chic ;)
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