Sunday 25 July 2010

Gordon Brown : Out Of Africa

So the last we heard, Gordon Brown was going to become a hard working back bench MP and devote his time and energy to the needs of his constituents in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath. So what better way to do this that than give your first major speech, since resigning as prime mentalist, from a village in Africa. For fuck's sake .... how much fucking further away, from the place where we are all STILL paying the free loader to work, can you fucking well get!

Never mind, he insists that he's "very cheerful as a back bench MP" (has anyone actually seen the jock cunt sitting in the Chamber yet?) and he came to terms with losing the election "very quickly" (is that fucking right?). The deluded mono eyed, pant pissing, nokia chucker then went on to say " You accept it and then move on and say look, there are other things you can do to make a difference". (like what, you useless lardy arsed, bollock tickler?)

I'm sure we can think of few ideas though, eh......

Anyhow, thanks to Sarah Brown and her TwatPic account, I've snaffled a couple of images showing Gordon moving among the voters in his constituency villagers in the back of beyond:

... but what the fuck are they reading?

.... but what's the poor little girl thinking?

On an even more depressing note I hear that we can expect the fuckwit, who is responsible for creating Britain's biggest ever debt mountain, to be easing himself into a top job with the International Monetary Fund .... any time soon. (didn't realise the IMF HQ was in Kircaldy)

And I ain't fucking joking!

Incidentally, if you'd like to tell the deluded twat what you think about all this then why not drop him a line here. I'm sure he'd love to read what you have to say, just as soon as he gets back from Westminster Kampala.


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35 comments:

Caratacus said...

Little Boy (reading from his book, 'The Turd Burgling Man' by Peter Mandelbum): "So what does he mean when he says, 'GB is as gay as a fucking parrot and so is TB'?".

Ampers said...

Re: On an even more depressing note I hear that we can expect the fuckwit, who is responsible for creating Britain's biggest ever debt mountain, to be easing himself into a top job with the International Monetary Fund .... any time soon.

You <span>cannot</span> be serious!!!<span>(didn't</span> :( <span> realise the IMF HQ was in Ki</span>

Joe Public said...

After inheriting the UK in a reasonable economic state, and then completely fucking it up, we can only pity the unfortunate Africans.

And everyone else who's life he'll influence.

Captain Peacock said...

They deserve each other.
But hes too late read Peter Hitchens piece in the Mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1063198/PETER-HITCHENS-How-China-created-new-slave-empire-Africa.html

Dioclese said...

See my blog today - I wish you better luck than me in getting your message through!

Captain Haddock said...

Well, let's face it .. since the end of British administration (and sanity & prosperity) most African countries have suffered at the hands of deluded, crazed, despotic dictators .. so they should be more than capable of handling a visit from "Idi, Leader for life, see yous jimmy, Dada Mc Snot" ..

I don't feel in the least sorry for Africa .. they deserve one another .. In fact, I hope some tribe eats the cunt ...

"IMF" = International Mong Fest ... =-O

Gildas said...

A very interesting piece - thanks Captain.

Gildas said...

Well, consider - a ramshackle economy. rapidly going down hill dependent  on foreign aid; a largely illiterate uneducated youth with failed schools; a corrupt government busily shifting as much of country's wealth into the back pocket of its officials and ministers as fast as possible; a shit football team; a brutal and unaccountable police force; tribe on tribe genocide which is ignored or denied; and plenty of ceremonies and general garden parties to celebrate the success of the government and its totalitarian but fucked up President who makes Forrest Whittaker in The Last King of Scotland look like Julie Fucking Andrews.
He'll feel right at home!
Gildas the Monk   

The Grim Reaper said...

I notice he's resorting to the old Blair trick - whenever things are a bit tricky at home, go abroad for a bit and waffle on about changing something you have no influence over whatsoever. Then come back home and say that you've "moved on" from whatever the problem was before.

Gordon = Cunt.

Gildas said...

Pithy, to the point, accurate! :-D

Bunni said...

Great Fun Gotty, the kiddies are reading the communist manifesto and alinsky rules for radicals!

The poor little kid who is holding McFuckwit's hand is thinking.
"I'm too young to be boiled in oil and eaten for his cannibal ritual".
She needs some hand sanitizer STAT!  :-P

Caratacus said...

Wonderful stuff Gildas! Geoffers WILL be jealous...

Olly said...

O/T apologies

http://youve-been-cromwelled.org/?p=1079

Private company assuming they have police powers.

Cheers
Olly

bofl said...

just why is he being paid as an mp?
when will our police find some balls like the garda and prosecute him for wilfully pissing away £trillions?

Captain Haddock said...

Little lad reading ....

" .. and then "Uncle" Peter asked, quietly "What would YOU do for a Werther's original" ? .......   :-$

Caratacus said...

You are a very naughty man Capting. Did pmsl though

Captain Haddock said...

Must admit, I had to think carefully ..

I considered the use of "Fisherman's Friend" perhaps a tad too risque for a Sunday evening (especially whilst listening to Alan Titchmarsh on Radio 2) ...   ;) :-D :-D

Captain Haddock said...

The kid's probably thinking .. "I hope to god, I don't walk away with a palm-full of second-hand bogeys" ....  :-$ >:o >:o

Captain Haddock said...

Personally Ampers .. I wouldn't trust the twat with an empty piggy-bank ...

Barking Spider said...

Or even worse if he's been anywhere near Manglebum, CH! =-O

Captain Peacock said...

Sorry bofl but don't put up the garda [Irish Police] as having any credibility this was a force that looked the other way while priests were abusing children.

Bunni said...

Olly, that's awful, sorry it happened to you.
Send this to ALL the media, even in the states.
Drudge Report, Breitbart, Riehl, Alex Jones!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Caratacus - Lovin' those captions ;)

Cap'n - Can I just check.... was "<span>I considered the use of "Fisherman's Friend" perhaps a tad too risque for a Sunday evening (especially whilst listening to Alan Titchmarsh on Radio 2)", what you think Gordon was saying to the lad? ;)
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

Sorry Ampers, I was actually being serious. It really is what I've heard. God help us all.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Frightening article Cap'n P but well worth a read all the same. Thanks.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Saw your blog but may be I was just lucky eh. Anyone else had a problem?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<span>"I hope some tribe eats the cunt"</span>
and the rest of Sarah's anatomy and McSnotty ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

An excellent piece of Gildasishness!
Thank you ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fucking spot on Grim ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>She needs some hand sanitizer"</span>
I fear she may made need an amputaion to ensure the infection doesn't spread!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No worries Olly, good luck with that and keep us updated ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Bofl - just shoot the fat cunt!

Cap'n P - That disgusting business genuinely leaves me feeling sick to the stomach everytime I think about it. The Garda will get my vote when they cart the paedo Catholics away, lock the kiddy fiddling fuckers up and then throw away the bastard key.

banned said...

The IMF option has been floating around since immediatly after the election.

banned said...

I hope the cunt stays in Africa, where's a decent ash-cloud when you need one?

rinky stingpiece said...

Only the illuminati could make that shower of shit the boss of the IMF.
I foresee a Howard Wilsonesque end for him... "I used to ruin the economy you know", as he dribbles into the abyss that awaits all paid up Labour members.