Sunday, 25 July 2010

Lost Screen Tests


Samuel L. Jackson auditions for a part in Titanic .....



Or how about Paris Hilton, trying out for the lead role in 'The Queen' ....



Also heard a rumour that Roy Chubby Brown will be auditioning for the much anticipated biopic, 'Gordon Brown : Prime Mentalist'

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10 comments:

Billy said...

What happened to the one where Terry Kelly auditioned for the part of the iceberg in Titanic?

All Seeing Eye said...

I guess you haven't seen the awesome Girls In Bikinis Audition For Star Wars then?

Barking Spider said...

Kelly didn't get the part as they needed a more intelligent iceberg! :-P

Gildas said...

I thought that would have been rather better than the actual version!
Got my Monday off to a flying start anyway!
Gildas the Monk 

The Grim Reaper said...

And what famous scene from Gordon's life will Roy Chubby Brown have to perform for the part?

I think the snot-gobbling one would be a real test as to whether he could play the monocular fuckwit.

microdave said...

Great find ASE!  The Big Lebowski, and Pulp Fiction are better. Watch them and imagine the brunette taking the place of Kate Winslett in the audition above....

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Incredible to think that TK has less intel than a block of solid water isn't it ... but it's true!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No I hadn't ASE!
But I have now ;) NIce one!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I was thinking maybe the resignation speech on the night he left Downing St.

"I'm not sorry at all you bunch of fucking unappreciative cunts!" .... kind of thing. ;)