Friday 30 July 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 4]

The BP oil spill fuckathon advert is my fucking advert of the fucking week. The best fucking advert I've fucking seen in a fucking long fucking time, just because the fuckers in the fucking video use fucks like they're going out of fucking fashion.

Fucking well brilliant!


PS. Any fucker out there have the fucking resources to help me make a fucking advert like this fucker based on fucked up Broken Britain? Now that fucking fucker would be a fucking good fucker of a video!



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38 comments:

Ampers said...

I watched this, and all I could see and hear, was our Gotty in full flow LOL

I agree, Gotty, this was made especially for you LOLOLOL

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right Ampers and a perfect 'Thank Fuck It's Friday' post, to boot ;)

Caratacus said...

Has something happened in the Gulf then?


They seem awfully batey about it.....

Ampers said...

Someone spilled a bit of oil into it I believe, but you know how Americans carry on :)

Oldrightie said...

<span>"Someone spilled a bit of oil into it I believe, but you know how Americans carry on..."</span>

Thing is, nobody can find the oil anywhere the levels they are fucking going on about! bet they all drive cars, too!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Agreed. The concept of this video is fucking excellent but it's a shame that those yanks wasted it on such a piss poor, over emotive subject. Obummer and his bunch of lefty socialist fuckwads would have been a far better target ;)

microdave said...

My thoughts exactly.
Who wants this oil? - America
Who are major shareholders in BP? - America
The "news blackout" is supposedly being enforced by the US Government, not BP.
There have been many offers from other countries equipped with the latest technology to skim up the leaks, but these were turned down by the US Goverment, so that they can keep jobs "in house". And they haven't been doing a very good job of it...
And somewhere today I saw a report that the oil is dispersing much faster that anticipated. A few weeks back Faustie (I think) posted a link to an American news video reminding us that exactly the same scenario occurred some 30 years ago. The only difference was the depth of water they were drilling in - 200ft instead of 5000ft now....

There's little doubt that BP have been taking way too many chances, but if the Yanks had to pay our prices for fuel they wouldn't be wasting so much of it, and there wouldn't be quite so much pressure on the oil comapnies to push the boundaries...

Harbinger said...

Firstly I hate seeing kids say f*ck or any other expletive. The same goes for women. It really f*cking pisses me off.
Secondly, notice the women going on about what the oil f*cks up? First shout is always "It fucks up the beaches...." then followed around number three with "It fucks up the wildlife..." F*cking f*ckwads!
Thirdly, I wonder if any of these yank wanks realise that the people who caused the f*ck up weren't British but yanks like themselves?
Fourthly, just how much oil does America use?

I don't know, yanks, really...America's such a diverse country. Sadly it's full of tossers who elect people like George Bush and Obamarama into power and they've got the audacity to complain when they elect these knobheads into power?

Ampers said...

Hmmm, Microdave...

Are you saying here: The yanks wanted oil, and they've got it :)

Captain Haddock said...

Any road up .. continuing our TFIF theme of funny signs ..

Here's a couple more for you ...

Gildas said...

What a fucking nice way to end this fucking week, with a bit of full on fucking f word use! I feel it already is way past the time to open the fucking wine or whatever is your civilised or not so civilised tipple, give a big fuck off to speed cameras, Prescunt, the EU, Jonathan Ross, Ed Balls, Jihadists fuckwits, the Health Nazis.  David Fucking Cameron and sundry enemies of civilisation, and wish GOT and all of GOT world a fucking happy weekend.
Glad that fucking week was over. >:o
Now fuckity fuck off and enjoy!
Cheers
Gildas the Monk ;)

Caratacus said...

Quite right too Captain. I wanted to put this one up on a compound we opened recently. Rotten buggers said no.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Fucking yanks. Always fucking whining.

No wonder the fucking Muslims think they're such a bunch of cunts.

Captain Haddock said...

Could it possibly be cos your name's not really "Todd" ? ...  ;)

Here's one for the hard of understanding ....

And another, just in case they didn't get the message first time round ...  >:o :-D :-D :-D

microdave said...

I think they were hoping it would be in their "Gas tanks", not floating about in the sea....

microdave said...

But if  there was a huge fuck up they would probably be buried under tons of rock, and be in no position to call Todd....

microdave said...

I'll raise you:

microdave said...

<span>"Fourthly, just how much oil does America use? " - found this from 2007:
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GrumpyOldTwat said...

Your last para just about sums it up ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Fuck me! That's some serious consumption. Perhaps some of the whingers would do well to remember that the States really would be fucked ...... if it wasn't for the likes of BP ...... and not because of them.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"Pussy Natural Energy Drink"
Priceless!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"RGS Penertrating Oil"
Well, at least we know what to get the Fat Poof fro Xmas then :-D

Dioclese said...

This is fucking rich coming from the fucking fuckers fucking up the fucking whole fucking world! What a fucking fuck of fuckers the fucking fuckers are! Fuck 'em!
(I think that fucking covers it)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

A most comendable selection of fuckwits/fucktards/fuckwads/fucknuts you have there. Have a fucking good weekend yourself .... sounds like you need one ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

More great signs!
Thanks, and here's a reminder of the one I did for Downing Street while McSnotty wah still holed up in the bunker .....

microdave said...

Bear with me.....

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Nice fucking fuckers work there, Dioclese.
That's fucking telling the fuckers ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The bear facts, eh. LoL ;)

microdave said...

Here's the reason - too much drag increases fuel consumption...

microdave said...

I've had enough of this - I'm going out for a drink....

banned said...

That's sooo rude.

banned said...

What a waste of fucking money, $15 on a T-shirt that doesn't even spell it out, fucking fuckers; what happens to the other $10 anyway? Rip-off cunts.

Captain Haddock said...

Nice ones MD ....  :-D :-D

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"Poker In The Rear"
That made oi fuckin' larrff :-D

Bunni said...

Well, Fuck that GOT!
I hope you have a fucking good weekend, and I have 
posted something you'll really enjoy! ;)
PS:  I have to put up your best pic on the topic! :-P

Bunni said...

No fuckin shit, I have the "No Trespassing" sign  posted inside my garage!
(Maybe I should put it outside, but this is shitcago, after all)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Nice one Bunnikins!

I rather enjoyed the Playboy and half naked bride videos, over at your place. Can't think why ;)

Have a great weekend!

microdave said...

Seconded!