This was spotted in the comments section of a typically hypocritical 'Blinky Bollocks' article, which appeared on the Groaniad webshite. Although the figures are totally unchecked I still thought it was well worth sharing :
BALLS
You have left this country FOUR TRILLION pounds in debt.
Four trillion.
4,000,000,000,000
Let’s get 'trillion' into perspective.
One trillion seconds ago Neanderthals stalked the plains of Europe.
Two trillion seconds ago no known hominid used anything other than a stone tool.
Four trillion seconds ago the homos had not migrated from Africa.
(although they were all over Glasgow like a fucking rash recently)
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The difference being that good old Fred was just a loud-mouth who kept getting it wrong, he had no real evil in him at all ...
On the other hand, there's Balls .... :-$
I cannot understand how all these prospective Labour Leaders profess to now know how the eliminate all the problems this country faces; yet when in power they failed so miserably.
I've not clicked on the link yet cos I'm in hysterics over this gem: "although they were all over Glasgow like a fucking rash recently" Class Gotty, pure class...you ever done any standup?
Fuck me .. the Panto season starts earlier each year .... >:o
Talking of the cunting Guardian, do you think Cameron wil have the balls to pull all the public sector job ads and move them to a central website? If he does the guardian will indoubtedy go bust, so weeheee!
But will cunt chops have the fuckig cojones to do it?
Apost on it's own may be worth doing.
Of course he will.
1. The taxpayer should not be supporting a socialist rag.
2. If there are no non-jobs available, there's no need to advertise for them.
I saw him on BBC breakfast this morning. One viewer texted in to ask how much longer they were going to allow him to prattle on without answering the question! Bloke's a cunt - which almost certainly means he's going to get elected.
Don't bank on it, Cameron is an elite Notting Hill snob who plays at being one of the people. He is closer to the champagne socialists who run and write in the Guardian, and read it, than any of us. He will see them right before you or me to keep the facade of one of lads.
Hello darlin' - thanks for the nice words........ cheque posted to the usual place?
To them it's just like the last 13 fuck up years never existed. Sad thing is that I can see the 'Moat's a legend X Factor Generation' falling for all this shite,
@JHB
Only on the odd occasion when I've had a night off from consuming industrial quantities of vin rouge ;)
Ain't gonna hold my breath 'H'.
Call me Dave lost me when he lied about the EU Referendum. I know I keep banging on about it but it still makes me fucking seethe. Then there was the Cleggeron 'Your Democracy' yank off and now there's this Grauniad Sits Vac shit.I mean why the fuck say something like that when you have no fucking intention of doing it. Why not just keep bastard well shtum?
The blokes a cock and his Lib Lab lapdog is nothing but his wet cum blanket.
As you say ..... a post on it's on may be good ;)
You're welcome ;) Keep up the good stuff ;)
May as well pin the cheque to yer gate, mate. Dave 'Raffles' Cameron will soon be along to collect it as he seems to be stealing every other fucker's unclaimed money at the moment ...... to throw at that Peoples' Bank .... or whatever the fuck else the new name for taxation is these days.
You see.... there's a thing. Why the fuck does he keep getting so much fucking airtime on BBC TV & Radio. Oh, silly me, of course ..... Brown has gone so obviously it's now called the Balls Broadcasting Company.
FFS the bloke is a nonentity, he's not in government, he scraped through at the last GE, he'll always be associated with bully boy Brown and he's already had 13 fucking years to make a go of it.
That viewer would have been better off texting in with ..... 'What the fuck is this bollocksy Balls cunt even doing on my bastard telly. Get him the fuck off!"
*phew* I feel better for that ;)
A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. If we wanted to pay down £1 trillion of the debt, paying one pound a second (no interest), it would take about 32,000 years. Western civilization has not existed for 32,000 years. Neanderthals in Europe disappeared approximately 35,000 years ago.
Likewise unchecked facts.
When will they have done with their useless and pointless fucking leaders of the losers fucking comp anyway? Bunch of time-wasting cunts, especially that rubbish Abott woman.
<span>A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. If we wanted to pay down £1 trillion of the debt, paying one pound a second (no interest), it would take about 32,000 years. Western civilization has not existed for 32,000 years. Neanderthals in Europe disappeared approximately 35,000 years ago.
Likewise unchecked facts.
When will they have done with their useless and pointless fucking leaders of the losers fucking comp anyway? Bunch of time-wasting cunts, especially that rubbish Abott woman</span>
What you've got to remember is that it was a completely different New Labour party that was in power. Ed Balls will be complaining later today that there was someone in the last government pretending to be him. He'll also deny that he ever knew anyone called Gordon Brown.
These cunts really do think we're fucking stupid.
One of the many reasons I don't waste my money on a TV licence. When Dave clears out all the fat cats & culls the champagne lefties who couldn't get a job anywhere else AND the BBC returns to unbiased reporting (as it did in its glory days) I'l re-consider. Until then.......
Banned, I knew I could rely on you for some genuine stats, cheers mate ;)
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