Sunday, 7 June 2009

The Nokia GB 10


Gordon will definitely be giving his mobile the customary abuse once the Euro Election results start rolling in. Luckily this new model will take all the punishment he can throw at it. It's even waterproof! Especially useful for those 'under pressure' pant pissing moments. 

And if all else fails, which it probably will, he can always give Peter a call. He'll know what to tell him to do. Devious bastard!

9 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Also available in waterproof for those who piss their pants.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Ooh yes Fido, thanks, I forgot that one.

I have now updated the post to include this essential pant pissing feature.

CryBaby said...

that is actually an excellent campaign for mobile phones.

Catosays said...

I hate to be pedantic here but the word is...'indestructible'.

Apart from that, where can I buy one and would it fit up Mandy's arse..sideways?

Lawson Narse said...

Does it vibrate? I would expect that Mandy would have insisted on such a useful feature.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Cheers Cato, all sorted.
I'm having a bad day today, too much red wine last night. Or maybe not enough, who knows.

Gigits said...

"Lawson: Does it vibrate?"

muhahahahahahah

All Seeing Eye said...

What, sort of "ring my ring"?

Old Bag said...

wonder if they make "indestructable" printers, too?..im sure that would be in indespensible item for manmunchers' rectum...