Looks like the Blog Poll season has kicked off in earnest then. So far we appear to have the annual fat poof Right Wing Love-in Poll, the twisted Lefty socio-militant Worst UK Political Blog Poll and the seemingly pointless Biggest Liars in British Blogging Poll from Buggerheads. I mean, aren't we all a little economical with the truth, from time to time.
I have decided there is a gap in the market.
There's shit loads of the fuckwitterers, out there in blogosphere land. Left wing, right wing, Libertarian, Coalition, Tofu eaters, MSM journos, MP's, MEP's, BNP, UAF, Commies, tree huggers, warmists, Muslim fanatics, tin foil hat wearers, deluded dickwads, etc., etc., ... the list is endless.
There's a twat in every in every port!
So here is your chance to vote for who you consider to be the biggest twat in the British blogosphere, bar fucking none.
I like simple rules, so here they are:
1. Vote for as few blogging twats as you want up to a maximum of ten.
2. Twattish twittering micro blogging twats are also allowed
3. Votes must be ranked in order of twattishness. Worst first.
4.Votes can be left in the comments here, for all to see, or, if you prefer, you can use this dedicated email address : firstname.lastname@example.org
5. No Anonymongs, no repeats. Poll closes midnight Friday 6th August 2010.
If you have your own blog and want to encourage your readers to nominate a few Blog Twats, so much the better. Here's the HTML code you need to add the above graphic to your posts or sidebars which will automatically send them to this instruction page, when clicked ....
If you want to tell your readers who you voted for, that's fine, I couldn't give a shit. It's still a free country and you're entitled to share your opinion with anyone that'll listen.
The results will not be appearing in any magazine or book and will not be announced during a newspaper review on Sky News or some backwater Radio station or other.
The Top 20 Twats of British Blogging will be published here sometime after the Poll closes and when I'm good and fucking ready. So .... spread the word and get voting but, above all else, have fun.