Sunday 5 September 2010

More Police Farce Twattery

Rather appallingly, following hot on the heels of this bollocks, we appear to have yet another incident which is rapidly hurling us into a 'real life imitating art' scenario .... as far as copper knob twattery is concerned.

Yep! Real life Hot Fuzz appears to be alive and kicking on the streets of Britain.

Watch in dis-fucking-belief as Sgt Mark Andrews goes totally fucking insane in an attempt to escort Pamela Somerville to the custody suite .....



So, what the fuck did this thug do to deserve such an energetic 'free' facelift and body tuck from Sgt Shitwipe? Murder, rape (with a strap-a-dick-to-me), steal the crown jewels, a spot of kiddy fiddling perhaps?


Nope.

The 59 year old woman fell asleep in the back of her car.


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62 comments:

He's Spartacus said...

There are two chances of the Quisling bitch, Theresa May, doing anything about this.

None and zero.

Gildas said...

Thanks for posting this Mr GOT. I know I and many bent your ear about it this morning. Look. I can quite like Plod, even though many are a bit dim  many are good, and human, even my brother, who was one. And if it's kicking off on a Saturday night in Barnsley or its the ICF v Man U at Oxford Street Station, then it's actions stations and all hands to the dirty fighting. BUT what we have seen repeatedly in recent weeks is NOT Plod dishing it out to the hardened villains in a do or die fight, but, for example,  Plod smashing up some grumpy Pensioner's Rangy (wow) or THIS. Middle aged woman sleeps off ALLEGED drinking by NOT DRIVING and gets the Stasi treatment. What we see here and elsewhere is country Plod, high on a cocktail of Hot Fuzz and Miami Vice, presumably short of sex and excitement, behaving like a bully because he thinks he can.
Stupid stupid stupid
Here endeth the lesson
Gildas the Monkl >:o  

sadbutmadlad said...

And it all started with a PCSO.

MTG said...

This week’s contribution to the death of morality within police services include the G20 murderer on paid holiday, the two Hale rally drivers representing GMP and this fine specimen of yobbish sergeant who threw an innocent 5ft 2in woman on to a concrete floor, knocking her unconscious.

Norman Spack M.D. said...

Isolated incident, one bad apple, lessons have been learned, plans put in place to prevent a repeat etc etc.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

We're all criminals, we're all wrong. Only the Police have got it right.

THAT's their attitude, and that's why people see them as utter cunts, and thugs.

My son-in-law's a plod - a right cunt, he is. My daughter WAS plod, met her cuntie husband whilst training. She underwent a total attitude and sense of humour bypass during her training, and we gently pointed this out to her. She left the police, but married cuntie, who is totally despised by family members, due to his police attitude to everything.

"I'm right - you're wrong. I have the power of arrest, you are all cunts". That is his attitude, and that of other police cunts that I have met.

I reckon that people will eventually wish to do serious harm to police, given the fact that they seem to get away with murder.

Tom said...

This fucker has been on full pay for the last TWO years without doing any work and will likely get a payoff / pension.

And by the way - it's an ALLEGATION according to the fawning drivel spouted by Nauseating NewsQuest as usual tries to limit the damage - and block comments.

It's worth noting that the magistrates court used is 60 miles away in another county / jurisdiction - meanwhile a stupid local teenager who didn't shoot anybody with an air pistol ends up in Crown Court looking at a custodial.


Cover up? Wiltshire Constabulary - they've form on that - Hayley Richards case.

Perverting the course of justice - I can only imagine that one or some of the cunt's erstwhile colleagues were so shamed that they dobbed him into the Daily Mail court of public opinion as they could see that he might get away with this..... with the collusion and scheming of senioor officers and the CPS.

Captain Haddock said...

The coppers certainly don't need to invent enemies ..

Just lately they seem to have cornered the market in creating 'em ..

Barking Spider said...

Notice that it was another clueless, snooping, brainless, PCSO bitch who instigated this whole incident. They have to fucking go, the useless, Stasi, make-it-up-as-you-go-along CUNTS! >:o

microdave said...

Until the next time.......and the time after that, etc etc.

Caratacus said...

Mate of mine, of many years standing, retired as a police sergeant after 30 years and would agree with nearly every word written here. It was him that told me what CID stands for all those years ago... yep, you guessed it: Cunts In Disguise. 

Fascist Hippy said...

Fuck me, did I dream this or is the following link for real?

http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/2010/09/05/pamela-somerville-uk-police-brutality-shock/

Perhaps there is hope after all!

Houdini said...

WE always shout about how coppers should take a harder stance with ragheads and various nefarious cunts, but are too scared for their jobs to do so, and have to follow thre rules, and it isn't their faults, etc. etc. etc.

Well cunts like this are the fuckers who caused those fucking rules to be put in place in the first fucking instance! Sack the fucker and take the cunts pension off him to boot. What a total cunt.

Read the article properly and you'll se that this woman was arrested and taken to plod cunt central at 8.30 AM, that's right, 8.30 in the morning after her car had broken down and she spent the night in it. Besides that, so fucking what if she was pissed! At least she had the sense not to fucking drive the car!

I know lots of coppers, in my job I get to know them, and apart from two, yes just fucking two out of very many, they are all slimey and untrustworthy JOBSWORTH cunts.

As for PCSO's...don't get me fucking started.

Katabasis said...

A currently serving Police Officer's view of what happened is a valuable thing. Inspector Gadget is always worth reading - or at least he will be until some jumped up tossface greasy pole climbing new journalist at The Times decides to "out" him in the "public interest" (yeah, whatever), as Nightjack was. Communication via the blogosphere is about the only positive relationship I have with any police officers. It's in the public interest that such frank views on policing can be given anonymously.

Bring On The Revolution said...

Old Bill......Complete total and utter cunts the fucking lot of 'em!!!

MTG said...

Gadget is a foul liar, traitor and has brought British Policing into disrepute. He and his Chief Constable shield are undeserving of public office and they must be quickly identified and removed.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

My piss was well and truly boiling so it was no hardship to wack the story up here so we could rip that brutal bastard a new arsehole.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

A fucking PCSO. Again. When the fuck is anyone going to do something about those brain dead dick wipes.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I wonder what tomorrow will bring. I can hardly fucking wait.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

yada yada fucking yada

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I have a relative that's a copper. Sure it's not the same one as yours? Sounds like the cuntish, arrogant fuckwit.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span> I can only imagine that one or some of the cunt's erstwhile colleagues were so shamed that they dobbed him". That's exactly what happened I believe.</span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Don't always agree with what he says but yes it's good to get an insider's view ... even if it is a tad biased. BTW Kata, any more news on the new site? Would love to have a squizz ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

And don't get me started on those plastic fucking pigs either!

Harbinger said...

GOT,

I've really only got a couple of things to say about this:

1. Fucking ubelievable to start off with.

2. Had this cunt been doing what he did thirty years ago I'm sure another copper(s) would have gladly kicked the living shite out of him.

3. The people should not only be concerned that the police are behaving this way, but more importantly upon people who don't even commit a crime.

4. Lastly down to the people (again) for they are the public WHO become the police and WHO are pretty much responsible for doing nothing regarding this. What I'd like to see are members of the public, in this copper's area make a citizen's arrest citing GBH (video evidence) and to have him charged, pending a court case and expulsion from the force. This man is not fit to work with the public. Sure maybe he's great at running around Iraq with an SA80 shooting the crap out of Muslims but patrolling the streets of the UK most certainly not.

It's ironic but the reason our society is the shite society it is is not down to the government but the public. They make the shit things happen by either not doing anything or becoming part of the system.

Wankers.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That last para says it all. When-o-when are those X Factor generation fucktards going to switch that fucking box off and wake up to smell the fcuking coffee. It's rhetorical.

Harbinger said...

GOT,

It's one big major fuckup. I saw the story of the non entities on the Daily Telegraph (Two Fat Slags on XFactor) and I thought I'd do a search to see if it was true about what I was reading of the Vicky Pollards. I don't own a TV nor watch one, but have seen Little Britain. I then began to wonder - Was little Britain parodying British youth or has Vicky Pollard character had the same effect on girls as Sascha Baron Cohen's Ali G did on boys?

Fascist Hippy said...

Yep "It's one big major fuckup", you didn't have to say anything else, that sums the situation up entirely.

Angry Exile said...

Not an allegation anymore. The bastard was found guilty so he can be freely referred to as that big bastard copper who was convicted of assaulting a small woman prisoner by smashing her face into the cell floor. Might be worth a comment or two there to that effect.

Oh, they don't have comments. Cunts.

banned said...

I was, rightly, aquitted of "Drunk in charge" some years ago and have kept myself aware of the law.
At that time I could reasonably show that I would not be driving the vehicle and that resulted in my aquittal.
They changed the law so that being pissed in charge of the vehicle in a public place became an Absolute Offence which was intended to allow the police to arrest drunk drivers before they left the pub car park or their mates' driveway. Quite right too.

Plod, being the cunts they are, took to entering campsites where Mr and Mrs Nicepeople had parked up for the night, set out the awning, got the BBQ going while  sharing a nice bottle of Chardonnay and arrest them under the new definition of"Drunk in  charge"  thus to boost their stats.

So they changed the law back again. The fact that this woman was found in the back of her car would be prima facie evidence that no crime was being committed.

As for the behaviour of  Mark Andrews , it is even more outrageous given that the Custody Sgt. is there specifically to protect prisoners from behaviour like his, just like good old Bob Cryer in The Bill.

Angry Exile said...

Sentencing sometime tomorrow. I'd save the rage, folks, 'cause you might need it in about 36 hours time. If I was a betting man I'd say he either won't do time or he won't do much. 

Katabasis said...

Beta is ready for testing - going to wait until Wednesday before giving out logins though as I have an important interview tomorrow and am not going to be available for about 24 hours to respond immediately to issues that need fixing / changing on the site. I've also got to figure out how to get from one side of London to the other without the Tube thanks to Bob Crow and friends

microdave said...

<span>I forced myself to have a look, and whilst Gadget was unusually honest about this, most of his merry band of "mates" i.e. fellow plods were making the same old noises about unfair on hard done by police. Several kept referring to to the lady in question as drunk, even though I haven't seen anything to say she actually WAS. Even if she had been drinking and refused to blow in the bag,  would she not have been required to give a blood sample?  Let's face it there was plenty of blood to check after she had been thrown about the cell...
 
Wiltshire Police have apologised to her, and I'm sure they wouldn't if she had been drinking...  
 
Gadgets clan are perfect examples of what's wrong. If you read all the comments you quickly see a line of thinking develop - one that says we are right, and you lot are always wrong/guilty etc. That's why I stopped being a regular visitor nearly a year ago....</span>

Garry said...

There is a vague pattern to these incidents involving PCSOs - they get nowhere so calls for 'back up'. This will have the effect of immediately putting the 'back up' in an aggressive mode, 'cos the PCSO wouldn't have called them if they weren't needed would they?

You start from reality and end up several assumptions away and a woman asleep in her car has become an abusive alleged drunk in need of rough treatment.

The response to something like this would be very different around here. It has happened but instead of assuming the worst the Police called an ambulance thinking the driver was ill.

Catosays said...

Seems to me that today's police have forgotten that 'they police with consent'.

They do not rule us, much as they might like to think they do. And I was a copper for 30 years.

That episode in Melksham is an affront to all decent coppers and, surprisingly enough, there are some.

That sergeant deserves jail time. If he's sacked, as indeed he should be, then he WILL lose his pension....and rightly so.

http://darrenlaverty.blogspot.com/ said...

she was treated with velevet gloves as far as I'm concerned. She could walk........which is more than I've ever been able to do after a night in the sty. On my last day of uni I was nicked and charged with being d+d. 8 pig bastards were called to give evidence. Thats right 8. The vid of me being bundled through custody was erased and the 8 piglets were smiling outside the court room. I was absolutely discharged by the mags after pleading guilty. Although a sentence, the AD was the only option for the mags.

Akvavitix said...

Sacked? The utter cunt should be done for GBH, just like you or I would be done for if we had behaved like this.  Pig Cunts.

banned said...

"They do not rule us, much as they might like to think they do." So what's with the black shirts then? Trying to save on laundrey bills?

Angry Exile said...

The Daily Mash - Women Are The New Black

Man with Many Chins said...

There is a lot of use of the word Cunt on this page.   I disagree with that cos I quite like a bit of cunt myself;-)

That said, what an unutterable cunt this copper is.  He should be sacked and loose his pension.  I bet he skates on that though.

Paul Goddard said...

What an utter cunt this bloke is.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Thanks for letting us know Kata and good luck for Tuesday ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"<span>we are right, and you lot are always wrong/guilty etc". Par for the fucking course then</span> :( <span> </span>

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That X Factor generation have got an awful lot to answer for. It's all their fucking fault we're all in this mess because they're totally fucking oblivious to anything except chavscum shite on the brainwash box.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Wise words Banned. No way that you'd make a copper ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Perhaps we'll keep an eye out for that then AE. Be interesting to hear how little he's going to be punished ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Must admit 'H', I nearly mentioned those totally 'off at a fucking tangent stats' in my post. I couldn't really work an angle ... apart from he didn't appear that sorry then. 

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Well said Cato!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

8!! What the fuck! What's your name? Giant Haystacks?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Ain't that the fucking truth!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<span>Tom Logan, editor of Harper's and Truncheon, said: "Women are very in right now. They're light, flexible and so easy to drag around the floor.</span>

Fuck me! So that's where Andrews got the idea from then

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I'd sure like to fuck that cunt! (with a red hot poker of course)

Gildas said...

this has really got under my skin has this. I know it can be hard to deal with someone kicking off on drugs or just being drunk. that is not what I can see. What I can see is a bully, behaving like the great Scottish bully that he is. Not tough, not hard and dealing with the usual fighting young men that a charge sergeant in Millwall or Ancouts or Glasgow would. No, a bored bloke in "Witz..sheere" who has to vent his frustrations on a small woman in late middle age.
Wouldn't last 5 minutes on the beat in a proper city.
CUNT.    

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I think most of them are cuntish and arrogant, these days.  Met, London?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Meanwhile the PCSO that was responsible for kicking off this chain of events, has crawled back under its stone. Presumably. The cunt.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No. Ruralshire. (really) Mmmm. I wonder?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That'll be because they don't like our truth because it fucking hurts , they prefer their much cuddlier version of events.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

A-fucking-men to that!

microdave said...

Just found this:

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Harperson would just love that!

Anonymous said...

Coppers are all cunts!