Hahahahahahahahahahaha...You surpassed yourself beyong my wildest imagination Gotty. Absolutely Fabulous.Ampers
Brilliant Gotty ..I'd forgotten about the little fellers from the "Smash" adverts .. :) :) :)
Brilliant. They would also need to be warned against sex before marriage and the use of condoms.I hope Richard Dawkins has a copy of this.
"No matter how many testicles" more like."Baptise an Alien" and then marry him to a British Passport holder eh father.
LOL reporter peter popham at 14 seconds;oDDDDD
Off subject but a bobby stormer but to do with your last but one post ytube "Being a Dickheads Cool" from a gadgie called The Grandspectacular?sums the lot up
Brilliant Gotty! Someone had better tell the aliens not to trust their alien youngsters with these priests, we all know what kind of a history they have!!!!
We don't do baptisms in Huddersfield and Bradford. It will just be the traditional welcome of a goat sacrificied on the pavement.
Yup ..They'd fuck the crack of dawn .. given half a chance .. ;)
"Highly evolved extra terrestrial lifeforms........" like the ones who measure mankind's stupidity by the number of different 'gods' some believe in?
What if the aliens wanted to convert the Pope to their religion thing?Live long and prosper.
If Jesus has visited a planet of centipedes, their crucifixes would look like ladders. And if he'd been to an advanced humanoid culture, instead of crossing themselves they'd point their fingers at their heads and make ray-gun "phaser" noises.
We're all relative now.
Hope all's well with you Gotty ?I'm missing my daily dose of fun .. ;)
Cthulu is happy.
Captain H has beaten me to it. Again. Don't go doing a bloody Cranmer on us...Cheer yourself up with a good cunting: I'd like to nominate David Cameron as a smarmy, self-satisfied, crypto-socialist, untrustworthy, about-to-sell-us-out-to-the-EUSSR, I-haven't-got-a-fucking-clue cunt.
Add to Caratacus' excellent description ..Characterless, Devoid of charisma, Personality by-passed and Instantly forgettable too ...
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