Monday, 20 September 2010

Pope Astronomer To Baptise Aliens?

Apparently so.

Extra terrestrial lifeforms would be welcomed into the church "no matter how many tentacles" says senior Vatican scientist, Brother Guy Consolmagno.




Tip of ET's finger to Ampers, for the inspiration ;-)

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18 comments:

Ampers said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...

You surpassed yourself beyong my wildest imagination Gotty. Absolutely Fabulous.

Ampers

Catosays said...

Excellent!!

Captain Haddock said...

Brilliant Gotty ..

I'd forgotten about the little fellers from the "Smash" adverts .. :)   :)   :)

Dave said...

Brilliant. They would also need to be warned against sex before marriage and the use of condoms.

I hope Richard Dawkins has a copy of this.

Donkeyscrump said...

"No matter how many testicles" more like.
"Baptise an Alien" and then marry him to a British Passport holder eh father.

BRICKBAT said...

LOL reporter peter popham at 14 seconds;oDDDDD

BRICKBAT said...

Off subject but a bobby stormer but to do with your last but one post ytube "Being a Dickheads Cool" from a gadgie  called The Grandspectacular?
sums the lot up

Bring On The Revolution said...

Brilliant Gotty! Someone had better tell the aliens not to trust their alien youngsters with these priests, we all know what kind of a history they have!!!!

MTG said...

We don't do baptisms in Huddersfield and Bradford. It will just be the traditional welcome of a goat sacrificied on the pavement.

Captain Haddock said...

Yup ..

They'd fuck the crack of dawn .. given half a chance .. ;)

Joe Public said...

"Highly evolved extra terrestrial lifeforms........" like the ones who measure mankind's stupidity by the number of different 'gods' some believe in?

banned said...

What if the aliens wanted to convert the Pope to their religion thing?

Live long and prosper.

richard said...

If Jesus has visited a planet of centipedes, their crucifixes would look like ladders. And if he'd been to an advanced humanoid culture, instead of crossing themselves they'd point their fingers at their heads and make ray-gun "phaser" noises.

James said...

We're all relative now.

Captain Haddock said...

Hope all's well with you Gotty ?

I'm missing my daily dose of fun .. ;)

John said...

Cthulu is happy.

Caratacus said...

Captain H has beaten me to it. Again. Don't go doing a bloody Cranmer on us...

Cheer yourself up with a good cunting: I'd like to nominate David Cameron as a smarmy, self-satisfied, crypto-socialist, untrustworthy, about-to-sell-us-out-to-the-EUSSR, I-haven't-got-a-fucking-clue cunt.

Captain Haddock said...

Add to Caratacus' excellent description ..

Characterless, Devoid of charisma, Personality by-passed and Instantly forgettable too ...