Saturday 11 September 2010

Don't Burn That, Burn This

Fuck burning the Koran, Qu'ran, Qoran, Islamicarsewipe or however the fuck else anyone feels like spelling it today, I've got a much better idea. I suggest we burn this fucker instead.... the Lisbon Treaty.



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29 comments:

Captain Ranty said...

Amen to that my brother.

There are five other treaties, and one ECA 1972 to burn as well.

Then, perhaps, we can dig up Edward Cunting Heath, and burn his remains, as a reminder to the other 650 fucksticks that we will never, ever, give our nation away so cheaply again.

CR.

Jocular-Johnny said...

I'd like to wipe my arse with the Lisbon Treaty, wrap it round the Koran - then burn 'em both!

Joe Public said...

Lisbon as in Portugal, or, Lisburn, as in NI?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Now that's what I call a fucking compromise!
Nice one JJ ;)

Indyanhat said...

If anyone had ever given me a copy GOT then I would burn it without hesitation, as it is held in the hands of the PTB if you need a whip round for the petrol to pour on said hands do let me know!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

<span>Burn the whole fucking lot of 'em CR, as far as I'm concerned. And yes, dig up Heath, burn him too and then bury the fucker again .... the teapotting, bastard bachelor boy of a EU cock sucking cunt!</span>

Fraser. said...

Burn Brussels,burn Strasbourg,burn,burn burn!!!!

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Lisbon of course  ;)
But while we're on the subject ... those bog trotting fuckwits in Southern Ireland need throwing on the fire too .......

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Maybe a symbolic gesture on the BBQ with an EU flag would help to make me feel a whole lot fucking better. I could film it and wack then wack it up on EyeTube ;)

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

4 Eyed Pyramid said...

The chances of the British people stuffing the Lisbon Treaty are about the
same as 10 million smokers storming the DOH, somewhere well below Zero.
The pro EU clique will only listen when they get a good sound slapping on a weekly basis. At the moment all they read or see are pretty words.
To shift shit you need a shovel not an hairy fairy keyboard or bic biro.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

So I'm wasting my fucking breath (or my airy fairy keyboard) then am I? Oh, OK then, I'll fuck off and watch X factor .... just like the rest of the brainwashed chavscum.

Caratacus said...

Tell you what 4EP - you hold the fuckers and I'll slap 'em.

Captain Haddock said...

I always kind of suspected that Dresden was a mega-navigational error on the part of the Crabs ..

They were (secretly) supposed to bomb Brussels & Strasbourg .. :)   :)   :)

All Seeing Eye said...

As Edmund Burke famously said: "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to fucking give up, dump their airy fairy keyboards and stop giving a fucking shit like a bunch of useless cunts". 

Or something like that. Don't think he mentioned X-Factor.

Caratacus said...

That's a thought Captain... you can just imagine the conversation, "we must be nearly there for fucksake, we should have been there hours ago... tell you what, just drop the fuckers over the next row of lights we see".

Wish it had been Brussels - it's a shitheap.

Barking Spider said...

Can we burn France while we're at it? :-P

Indyanhat said...

France won't catch light too easily..too damp..too many frogs!

Captain Ranty said...

ASE,

I said very much the same thing in my last post.

Oh, and I did mention the X Factor.

CR.

Harbinger said...

LOL,

In agreement to that without a doubt.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between dead traitor cunt Heath and David Cameron?

David Cameron isn't dead, yet.

banned said...

Anonytwat my arse.

banned said...

Well I'm looking forward to making my piece of history, the first time (and every time) that I hear "Ode To joy" being played at some function I'm jolly well going to SIT DOWN!

Take that Euro Movvafuckers.

Captain Peacock said...

This is a story that need more investigation note Islington council Labour stronghold.
Margaret Hodge was also at Islington council at the same time as this creep who covered up for this paedophile her policy was to cover up everything.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311150/The-paedophile-and-law-chief-It-took-32-years-bring-pervert-headmaster-justice--helped-hide-past.html

Bring On The Revolution said...

Burn in Hell UESSR! Burn in Hell Muzzie cunts! And with Guy Fawkes  Bonfire night fast approaching it would be an excellent idea to throw Gordon "I saved the fucking world" Brown and the B-Liar and the rest of the traitor cunts of the political establishment onto the biggest bonfire in history! "Burn baby burn, disco inferno"

Bunni said...

Let's burn them both, and throw obummer into the fire too!  ;)

Captain Haddock said...

Napalm might help though Indy .... ;)

Captain Haddock said...

I downloaded the Koran last night ..

Anyone wanna copy burned ?? .. ;)   :)   :)   :)  

opsimath said...

Yes - a much better idea entirely.  Thanks, G.O.T.