Sunday 19 September 2010

I Wonder What He's Saying ......

.... and what she is thinking?



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26 comments:

Gildas said...

He: Saved the world lately Gordon, you one eyed Scottish lunatic?
She: Cunt

Ampers said...

Blair: You cartainly made a ginormous fuck-up, mate!
Brown: Personally, I'm looking forward to Carols memoirs.
Cheryl: Oh Fuck!

Indyanhat said...

Thank you for the complimentary copy Tony, it will burn very nicely just like Iraq I'm sure!

sadbutmadlad said...

I can hold your book in one hand, but MY book will be this thick!

Bring On The Revolution said...

B-Liar cunt is saying to Shit for Brains Brown..."I sold more copies of my book than you sold of yours, so ne,ne,na,ne,ne! And The wicked witch Cherie says with a smug grin to the Brown's "WE are considerably richer than YOU!!"
And Bring On The Revolution says....Hang the fucking lot of 'em!!! Fucking Treasonous cunts that totally fucked this country up!!!

WAL said...

Blair: Now look Gordon will you stop going on about that fucking restaurant, you got your chance and you blew it big time.

Cherie: Wanker.  

robert weir said...

SOORY GORDON,,DID YOU SAY POUNDLAD?

Captain Peacock said...

I dont feel any thing funny to say when I see these two traitors I just wish the were in the queue for the firing squad.

Bring On The Revolution said...

I could not agree with you more CP, the ONLY place fit for these cunts is 6 feet under pushing up daisies!!!!

Bert Rodinsky said...

Brown "You say Cherie can put this in her mouth sideways?"

Blair "Yeah but her blow jobs are like throwing a sausage down the Mersey tunnel"

ninebobnote said...

Was our first night with Mandy really like that?

oldrightie said...

She's still a better shag than your arse, Snotty. 

oldrightie said...

She's still a better shag than your arse, Snotty. 

Caratacus said...

Broon: He he he! - d'ye remember the size o' Peter's cock, Tony? I tell ye, it was THAT big!"

Blair: Grunt (fap fap fap)

Cherie: (thinks) and when we get home, you unutterable little shite, I'm going cut your bollocks off. If I can I can find them...

Caratacus said...

<span>Broon: He he he! - d'ye remember the size o' Peter's cock, Tony? I tell ye, it was THAT big!"  
 
Blair: Grunt (fap fap fap)  
 
Cherie: (thinks) and when we get home, you unutterable little shite, I'm going cut your bollocks off. If I can find them...</span>

Bring On The Revolution said...

Fucking colonising Muzzie cunts, exterminate the fucking lot of 'em!

Welcome to the "Is-fucking-lamic Republic of Britanniastan"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313303/Britain-goes-halal---tells-public.html

I'm so angry I could fucking explode at any moment Gotty, Revolution and take OUR country back NOW!!!

Bring On The Revolution said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313348/What-think-heterosexual-Just-bizarre-questions-council-chiefs-asking-staff-diversity-course.html

And another example of the utter cuntishness of this "diversity-fucking-awareness" fucking Guardianista bollocks that is an utterly criminal waste of taxpayer's money. Just shoot the fucking lot of these blinkered socialist cunts!!

Caratacus said...

It's alright Gotty, I've got his ankles - quick... haul him back down before he gives us the full forty megatons.

Bloody hell BOTR - you OK? The Daily Mail - guaranteed to wind us all up, the bastards.

Bring On The Revolution said...

I've calmed down just a tiny bit now Caratacus, but still seething with rage, I just look in utter despair that the general population at large allow this criminal destruction of everything about OUR country to go on and on and do absolutely nothing to stop it as they are just so fucking blinkered and blinded and brainwashed by the constant multi-fucking-cultural establishment propaganda!

banned said...

Some great comments from the Mailistas.

banned said...

PantPisser "Somebody sent me this, it has a label, '£3.99 BargainBooks'"
Warmonger (whispered) "I'm gonna do you outside, cunt".
Slotgob "Wanker".

MTG said...

Gordon: You promised me your gorgeous wife's lips Tony, then wriggle out of your pledge. I had to slip the Pope a wad this thick to work the miracle.

Cherie: We gave him the same to blind the other eye.

The Grim Reaper said...

I wonder if Gordon managed to avoid picking his nose for the duration of the service?

Gordon: I saved the world, you know...
Cherie: *thinks* Well, that's a lie!

Wouldn't be the first time she's thought that about Jonah Brown either!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article649974.ece

BRICKBAT said...

Remember that time when mandy pulled his  cock out of your arse covered in shit and i sucked it ?
that clown mouthed fucking thing was over in the corner fingering itself =-X

Ethan said...

oh yes I couldn't put it down.. both soft strong and thoroughly absorbant.

hunkofjunk said...

this is what she's thinking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bujibXCpeKo