Friday, 24 July 2009

Dulux Colour Chart - New Range

Inspired by a few words in an article from Matthew Norman . . . 


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If you have any better suggestions ( and I'd be fucking disappointed in all you sharp witted bastards if you didn't) then please feel free to leave your ideas in the comments section.

I will then promise to update my 'rip-the-piss-out-of-Labour' Colour Chart to include all the best suggestions and then re-post it during Silly Week. Credit, where it's due, will of course be given.

So, crack open a bottle of your favourite head fuck juice and get stuck in!

10 comments:

CryBaby said...

That's already fucking good! Still laughing at your naming conventions! Might nick of them myself for the odd verse next week.

Harry Hook said...

Labour Gang Green
Useless Copper
U/C Racist Copper
Mandleson Buff
U/C Mango Mandleson
Once You Go Black
Swine Pink
Arch Bishop Lilac
Anti-Establish Mint
Milligan Orange...

Gigits said...

"Blears Bush" is the winner out of that bunch. Inspired!

How about "Milliband's Bib" - White with brown and yellow stains.

Joe Public said...

Rammell Red?

Mandy Pink?

Joe Public said...

Malloch-Brown

Gigits said...

Joe Public - "Malloch-Brown" should be bright yellow.

Lawson Narse said...

Any colour you like, as long as it's Brown.

Goodnight Vienna said...

How about Oil Slick Straw or Hunting Hoon?

banned said...

Pic'n'Mix Rainbow Collection, Blairs Babes.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Salmond pink?