A Pair of Old Twats, A Twaterciser & Two Cocks

Pigsy introduces the Grumpy Old Twat

to the concept of sartorial elegance.

Jacqui and Hazel discuss their new exercise bike.

Apparently it's called the Harriet Harmoniser

Jacqui Smith has failed to deny that she would ever hold

a grudge, after she was rumoured to have

disguised herself as Richard Timney's dentist.

Two Jags Two Shags relaxes in his favourite chair

whilst practising Gordoom's one eyed reshuffle technique.