Saturday, 24 January 2009

Ulrika Jonsson 'Wins' Celebrity Big Bollocks Brother



I couldn't give a flying fuck about this twat infested load of bollocks.

Votes were obviously rigged anyway. The 'chav baby machine' only won because she was paid the most money, £175,000, so the fucktards at Channel 4 had to make sure that she won.

I heard that she has already lined up Coolio to be the fifth father of her fifth child.
She is nothing but a talentless fucking bimbo. She'd make a fucking airhead look intelligent.

The one vaguely 'good' thing about her winning is that the complete tawt of a twatting twat, Terry 'the twat' Christian didn't fucking win.

I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's arse than watch this load of asinine shite.

That is all.

4 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Look on the bright side at least she was not posting her shit newspaper fluff for a few weeks.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

That's fucking right!

I heard that she can't write it herself but she's pretty good a dicktaking

All Seeing Eye said...

Serious questions - so did she win? Is it over? Did it even start? Iain Dale was going on about some topless Tory bint on his site who was first out or something but had decent tits.

Does this mean it's over?

No idea and really I actually don't give a shit.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

I didn't see a second of it.

However, if I had been aware of the 'decent tits' I may have taken a sneaky peek.

Research purposes only, you understand.