Thursday, 15 January 2009

Twat Abuse


Not quite sure what Madge the minge is trying to sell here. Herself or the Louis Vuitton bag that's hanging from her foot.

For fuck's sake!
Is it really necessary for you to take every possible opportunity to regale us with your 50 year old twat, you 50 year old twat.

Don't you think that enough people have seen it by now? I should imagine that you've had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard!

Incidentally, if the rumours are true, I hear that Bobby 'Basher' Brown is the latest in a long line of sextards to step up to the oche and 'strike the pose' with you.

Another case of twat abuse perhaps?

6 comments:

Ming TM said...

I can smell fish?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Yes, so can I, it's a piece of old trout.

Christine said...

What ever. You'd hit that in a second. I don't even know if you are male or female Ming and you'd hit that. Everybody likes to get all fuckin' M. Thatcher about her. Fuck it. You wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Christine Lucas said...

I'm surly, cause I'm tired. Gotta go to bed.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

C.L.
I always speak as I feel, as should you.

In any event, I actually found your observations amusing and not in the least surly.

Christine said...

Shopping for flowers I see, Twit. I responded there. Thanks for the encouragement.