Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Who Are You Calling A Paki?


Am I right in thinking that Paki is just an abbreviation of the word Pakistani?

Two years ago Prince Harry called a colleague of his "Our little Paki friend", a remark for which he has recently been asked to apologise for.

The Pakistani in question was a friend of Harry's for fucks sake!

Am I also right in thinking that Brit is an abbreviation of British?

Therefore, should The Sun newspaper (chav comic) be asked to apologise every time it prints the word Brit? As in, The Brits are coming etc. Is the word Brit offensive too?

Is Scot offensive? What about Aussie, Kiwi, Pommie, Limey? The Cornish call holidaymakers Grockles, what's wrong with that?

If a Pakistini called you "His Brit friend" Would you be offended? Would you also demand an apology to be made on National TV and in the Press?

Of course you fucking wouldn't!

Where will all this fucking Righteous crap end?

Del Trotter mentions "The Paki shop" in an episode of Only Fools & Horses. This word has now been overdubbed for the repeat showings on UK Gold.

Should Sir David Jason apologise? What about John Sullivan or the BBC?

Should they fuck!

What about the 'Fuzzywuzzies' in Dads Army or "You stupid Kraut" in Fawlty Towers?
Both of these series are still being regularly repeated without any overdubbing.

What's the fucking difference?

All those brainless, Righteous fuckwits are doing is inciting racial hatred. It's fucking lunacy!

I'm not offended in the slightest when called  Brit, British, English, Pommie, Limey or whatever else the fuck you want to call me. I just don't give a flying fuck.

I only care when I'm being called a racist for no apparent, logical reason.

There seems to be an underlying trend for this kind of ridiculous, over zealous approach to race. Nobody within the Government, or local politics for that matter, seems to have the common fucking sense to draw the line and put a stop to this bollocks.

Grow the fuck up, you 'jobsworth' wankers!

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the Brit Awards on 18th February.

Incidentally, there will never be a Paki Awards, thanks to all the zealots, racists, bigots and Righteous shit-for-brains.

Never.

Anyhow, there will be many of our Paki friends at the Brit Awards and I'm sure that we Brits won't mind at all.

Will we?

6 comments:

All Seeing Eye said...

These are all perfectly valid abbreviations:

Pakistani / Paki
Briton / Brit
Australian / Aussie
Frenchman / Cunt

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Perfectly acceptable.

Choked on a mouthful of red (as I read) from laughing so much!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fuck of white battieboy,

Oops, sorry, that's homophobic innit ?

The Penguin said...

2.4 million Muslims in the UK now, more than doubled in 4 years. (Government figures)

And they are breeding at a prodigious rate.

A large proportion of them are originally from Pakistan.

Some schools now 100% Muslim pupils.

How soon before we have a Paki Premier?

The Penguin.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Mmm, yes, it's fucking disgraceful.
Second language of English, in British schools, is getting more and more common.

It's all getting way beyond a fucking joke and as for a Paki Premier, I can't even fucking go there!

gone for a lie down . . .

cetățeanul turmentat said...

"Pakistan" means "land of the pure" (!) in Urdu. Therefore, calling the Mohammedan colonists of Britain "pakis" is (etymologically) tantamount to calling them "pure ones".