Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Only a Cock Would Buy A BMW

That's according to that twat Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear.
This of course is a ridiculous statement because Jeremy Cockson is a complete cock and does not own a BMW.
In fact the self opinionated prick is such a dick head that he can't even drive anymore because his bollocks are in his eyes! 

Some say that the Twat Gear presenter is currently 8 months pregnant, after being rear ended whilst loitering outside an underground toilet on Hampstead Heath.

Others say he talks fucking bollocks, his brain is the size of an ants foreskin and he is only interested in cars that cost over £50,000.

I say stop wasting our licence fee payers money on fucking shit, you obnoxious fat twat! 

3 comments:

GrumpyOldTwat said...

The obnoxious fat twat was spotted on Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Have I Got News For You.
Fuck off!
We don't want you there.

memnon said...

You sound like a sour cock. Dont you have some rep work to do?

GrumpyOldTwat said...

No, I tend to leave all that to the members of the Old Vic.