Twitter Twatter

Twitter, the micro blogging site, had to suspend accounts belonging to 33 celebs last week after a hacker managed to hijack them and leave false information about their owners.

The Britney Spears 'attack' was the best one that I could find . . . 

"Hi Yall!  Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth"

Bloody hell. Imagine that.

It'd be like waving your arm around in a warm room surrounded by barbed wire . . . 

. . . and you'd have to strap a plank to your arse, in case you fell in.