Thursday 3 June 2010

McDonalds To Launch The New Gay Burger?

Oh for fuck's sake!

Whatever next?

What the fucketty fuck does it matter what sexuality you are when you take your lardy arse down to McDonalds for a previously IRA funding Big Mac?


Note that they didn't have the balls (fnarr) to air this advert in the States, it's in French but this version does have English sub titles though ........



."Do yer wanna get chocolate shake and mayo with that?"

*sigh*

18 comments:

Big Macs yuch said...

Wasn't that IRA angle debunked. IRA being 'individual retirement account' or something ? Big fuss in the press about it a few years ago so McDonalds explained it all then and it seemed to make sense.

Kay said...

what size do you embedd your utube clips?

Ampers said...

I I were the gay I'd ask what the server was doing with his hand, with the plate held low and his back turned to me...

Captain Haddock said...

Don't eat their "Mayo" for fucks sakes .. unless of course you enjoy re-cycled "man-fat" ..

And don't even think about the custard ..

The Lincolnshire Poacher said...

I'm sure they mean 'Gay Bugger', but of course I could be wrong.

Bucko said...

He likes a big peice of meat but hes not so keen on the baps

Sue said...

I thought you meant a new burger. I was just waiting with baited breath to see what was in a "Gay Burger".

rinky stingpiece said...

Sorry, should't it be a McSausage?

...or McChipolata in his case...

rinky stingpiece said...

...or if it's France, how about a McCoq for those mayo smeared chicken burgers?

It's a weird move... there's no obvious marketing prompt for this... there are probably more moon-worshippers and negroes in France now than bombardiers de la boulevard bourneville.

Some minorities goon has got hold of the steering wheel and embarrassed the policy into existence... and now it's going to embarrass it's way all the way back to their door to show them it, no doubt!

Ashtrayhead said...

The Macdonalds jingle......

'I've loved in it'

Hence the soggy buns!

rinky stingpiece said...

It's propaganda bordering on child abuse... doesn't really convince me much that the faggots who brought in the laws legalising sodomising 16-year-old boys are getting on for 60.

Picture Chris Smith
http://www.labourlist.org/uploads/thumbs/L_967a5bff-1351-c3c4-a913-b6925feec7c4.jpg
buggering the life out of Josh Barry
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2995439/Josh-Barry-I-wont-join-boyband.html
...then you have a clear manifesto for limited liability paedophilia.

Is it any coincidence the rise of boybands and new labour?!

Forget ZOG and the NWO, the real conspiracy is the power of Tuppence Tyrants and Prepuce Pirates like Mandy.

rinky stingpiece said...

'Josh said: "No, I won't let him have his own way. I think I'm more of a solo person so I'm going to have a crack at that."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2995439/Josh-Barry-I-wont-join-boyband.html#ixzz0ppYhQzIs'

speaks volumes, don't it...

Barking Spider said...

That is a right puke-inducing turn-off

Mark Wadsworth said...

I think that's a lovely advert! It's "so bad that it's good" and was clearly designed to wind people up as much as anything and has clearly succeeded in that respect.

Billy Blofeld said...

I can see them getting swamped with lesbians asking for a McMuffin.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

I fuckin knew it !! That clown Ronald always had the look of a Marmite Tunneller about him. It's only a matter of time before they rename them "Gay Meals" and I dread to think what kind of toys will be in the boxes (the gay meal boxes that is). Would you like to GO LARGE on the turd burgler.

Captain Haddock said...

Nice one "Billy" .. or possibly even .. Mc Bean-flickers" ... or a "Mc Chopper & chips" ..

rinky stingpiece said...

Do you want pus and AIDS with that?

Wadsworth's right though... it's lefty trolling...